The Barney House Movie

Part 3

[The sub has docked, and the Louds exit. Barney(as a hummingbird) flies down and lands on the dock turning back into himself.]
Lincoln: "I can't wait to meet our relatives."
Lynn: "Whoo!"
Luan: "Amazing."
Barney: "It sure is."
Leni: "I don't see a mall, but it's still totes pretty."
Lucy: "It's so wonderful, I don't even mind seeing it in the sunshine."
[Lori spots something, gasps, and takes a photo.]
Lynn Sr.: [in a Scottish accent] "Time for a wee dauber doon yonder!"
Luan: "An accent already, Dad? Really?"
Lola: "At least he's not wearing a kilt."
Lynn Sr.: "Oh, yeah? Check it out!"
[Lynn Sr. takes off his khakis, revealing that he does have a kilt. The family (sans Lana and Barney) is taken aback.]
Barney: "Very traditional, Mr. Loud."
Lana: "Sweet knees, Pops."
Lori: "Ooh! Bobby's not gonna believe I'm here." [prepares to call him]

[At the Casagrande mercado in Great Lakes City, Bobby's laptop gets a call from Lori.]
Lori's ringtone: [looping] "Boo-Boo Bear! Boo-Boo Bear!" [Bobby, holding a sticker gun, perks up and scrambles to the counter] "Boo-Boo Bear! Boo-Boo Bear!"
Bobby: [falls while reaching the counter] "Owie!"
Lori's ringtone: "Boo-Boo Bear! Boo-Boo-"
Bobby: [picks up] "Babe, miss you so much!"
Lori: "Oh, Boo-Boo Bear!"
Bobby: "I hope you got my texts. I sent one every hour, on the hour, just like you asked. How's the vacay?"
Lori: [breaks up] "It's ama-a-a-a-a-zing here!"
Bobby: "What? Oh, I lost you there for a sec."
[On Lori's end, Bobby is also breaking up.]
Lori: "Oh, I was just saying how much I love Scotland!"
Bobby: "Babe!" [breaks up]
Lori: "Wait, you're breaking up. I can't hear you!"
[Cut back to the mercado.]
Bobby: "Babe, I can't hear you!"
Lori: [breaking up] "I love Scot-"
Bobby: "Babe!"
Lori: "B-br-breaking up... y-y-you!"
Bobby: "Wait, what?!"
Lori: "Brea-breaking up... you!" [cuts back to her end] "Stupid phone." [hangs up]
Barney: "Maybe you can take some pictures for Bobby while we're here, Lori."
Lori: "Ooh, good idea, Barney."(She snaps a photo of the town ahead.)
[Back at the mercado, a stunned Bobby drops the laptop, thinking Lori is breaking up with him. Ronnie Anne, having a popsicle, is revealed to have overheard everything.]
Ronnie Anne: "Did Lori just break up with you?"
Bobby: [on the verge of tears] "She said she's in love with some other guy!"
Ronnie Anne: "Well, don't just stand there! You can't let some other guy be her Boo-Boo Bear!"
Bobby: [determined] "Heck no, I can't! There's only one Boo-Boo Bear, and that's me. Looks like I'm going to Scotland!" [He bikes out of the mercado, but heads back inside] "Wait!"
Ronnie Anne: "Huh?"
Bobby: "What was I thinking? You can't ride a bike to Scotland..." [gets a helmet] "Without a helmet."
[He leaves the mercado, for real this time. Ronnie Anne slowly turns to the camera, completely stupefied.]

[Back in Scotland, the Louds have finally reached shore...]
Barney: "Okay, everyone, who's ready to meet some Louds?" [The family cheers] "Hmmm..."
Lincoln: [spots someone]"Hey, let's ask that fisherman where we can find them."
[The others agree. The Louds advance on the fisherman, who is shocked and holds up a fish.]
Lincoln: "Excuse me? We traveled halfway around the world to meet our relatives. This is our friend Barney, and we're the Louds. Do you know where we can-"
Fisherman: "Louds? Louds?! LOUDS!" [bolts out of the harbor and into town] "LOUDS! LOUDS! LOUDS!"
[The Louds watch the fisherman flee in confusion.]
Lynn: "Think he's coming back?"
Barney: "Maybe he's looking for someone to help us out."
Lincoln: "Don't worry, everyone. I bet there are Louds this way. Follow me."
[The Louds and Barney head into town.]
Lynn: "Let's do this!"
[They enter the town, which is dotted with imagery of dragons.]
Lana: "Whoa, cool!"
[A flock of sheep stampedes in front of them.]
Lola: "What the sheep?"
[A voice comes calling from a distance]: Fluffy! Oh Fluffyyy!
Rita: "What was that?"
Lisa: "Hmmm. Quaint, yet illogical. Just like that door over there."
[She's pointing to a red door placed meters above the sidewalk. A dark-skinned woman exits the house.]
Mrs. Turnberry: "Have a lovely day, my dear."
[The Louds gasp (complete with Lucy saying "gasp") as the woman is about to fall into the sidewalk, but a man comes up with a ladder and places it on her doorstep. She walks down the ladder.]
Angus: "Watch your step, Mrs. Turnberry."
Mrs. Turnberry: "Thank you, Angus. Someday, someone will help us fix this silly town."
Angus: "One can only hope, ma'am."
Barney: (pulls out a pad and pencil and starts writing while quoting to himself) "New stairs."
Lynn: "Whatcha' doin, Big Purple?"
Barney: "Just listing problems that need to be fixed in this town. I never realized there were so many."
Lisa: "Looks like someone failed Door Making 101."
Lincoln: [notices a sign] "Hey, I bet those signs will tell us where to look."
[They head over to a list of signs, but they're all jumbled...]
Lynn: "Or not."
Lisa: "Someone failed Sign Making 101, too."
Barney:(starts writing again) "Mixed..up..signs"
[...and due to this obvious oversight, a woman, driving a car, is looping around the roundabout.]
Car Driver: "How do I get out of here?!"
Luna: [notices something] "Dudes, look at that!"
[At the bell tower, the big bell has been made into a nesting grounds for birds, and the town crier is using a little bell instead.]
Bell Ringer: "It's nine o'clock and all is WELLLL!" [gets attacked by the bird]
[Lori, Luan, Lynn, and the twins laugh at that while Barney makes a note of this on his notepad.]
Barney: Oh my.
Lincoln: "Never seen that before."
(Another voice calls again from a distance.): "Fluffy?" While another calls, "Here, sheepy sheepy sheepy!"
Luan:" I think I heard that voice before."
Barney: (Giggling)"I know what you mean."
Lana: "Yep, I know that cute voice anywhere."
[Barney and the Louds see none other than his best Dino friends Baby Bop and BJ wandering around the corner.]
The Louds: "Baby bop! BJ!"
Baby Bop: (she stops, noticing her friends, and waves at them.)"Oh! Hi, everybody! Hi! Hi, Barney!"(The Louds wave to the Ceratops siblings and greet them.)
BJ: Hiya, Barney! Hi, guys!
[Barney transports the siblings to him and the
Louds in the center of the roundabout to give Baby Bop a hug]
Barney: "Hi, Baby Bop! Hi, BJ"
Lynn Sr.: "So what brings you guys to Scotland?"
BJ: "We're trying to catch a whole flock of sheep around here to get 'em back to their pen."
Baby Bop: "Like a cute little lamb I'm watching–I call him Fluffy cause she's very soft."
Lori: "Well..I'm afraid you missed them, guys. They just ran past us in the middle of the street."
BJ: "Sorry, Sissy."
Baby Bop: (Disappointed)"Oh..Well, there goes Fluffy."
[Barney steps out to stand beside Baby Bop to comfort her, and Lincoln follows suit.]
Barney: "Oh Don't worry, Baby Bop. You can come with us, and we can see if we find Fluffy and her friends along the way."
Baby Bop: "Ooh, yay!"(Giggles, but then becomes curious)"So..where are we going. Barney?"
Lincoln: "We're going to meet our ancestors."
Baby Bop: "But your sisters are right there, Lincoln."
BJ: (laughing) "Sissy, Lincoln didn't mean his 'sisters'. He said their ancestors."
Baby Bop: "Oh, his ancestors. Barney, what's an an-cestor?"
Barney: "An ancestor is a family member that lived a long time ago."
BJ: "Wow! You mean you guys really have ancestors here?"
Lisa: "Indeed, we do. BJ."
BJ: "Then what are waitin' for?"
Baby Bop: "Yeah, I wanna go meet some Louds! Whoo!"(giggles)
[The two dinos join Barney and the Louds as they continue in search through town.]
Lynn Sr.: "Rita, they have a fish shop, and a chip shop!"
[Both shops' owners are arguing with each other.]
Fish Shoppe Owner: "The fish goes on the chips!"
Chip Shoppe Owner: "No, the chips go on the fish!"
Fish Shoppe Owner: "Nobody likes cold fish!"
Chip Shoppe Owner: "You" the cold fish."
Fish Shoppe Owner: "Well, you married me, didn't ya?"
Luna: "This place is crazy town."
[The Louds start walking along with the Dinos.]
Lynn: "Heh, talk about bonkers."
Lola: "Who's running this show?"
Leni: [to random citizens] "Have a nice day, Scott! Hi, Scott! Hey, Scott!"
Lori: "Why are you calling everyone Scott?"
Leni: "Um, we're in Scott-land. Duh." [keeps greeting citizens] "What's up, Scott? You must be-" [bumps into a young man carrying cloth. She looks into his eyes] "Scott..."
Scott: "Yeah. How did you know that?"
[Both blush at each other.]
Lori: [offscreen] "Leni!"
Leni: "Uh, bye, Scott from Scott Land..." [Scott stares at her as she returns to her family] "That was Scott!"
[Meanwhile, other citizens are apparently in awe at the Loud family. The fisherman meets up with Angus.]
Fisherman: "Hey, Angus. You're not gonna believe who's here!" [points at the Louds] "Look!"
Villager: "Are those the Louds?"
Angus: [gasps] "Well, blow my bagpipes!"
[The citizens are now crowding around the Louds and the dinos.]
Lori: "Oh, hi!"
Barney: "Oh-ho, Hi!"
BJ: "Hi, guys!"
Lola and Baby Bop: "Hello!"
Lori: "Everyone is so friendly."
Barney: "Well let's just say your family is very famous in this town."
Angus: [pushes through the crowd] "Pardon me. Are you really Louds?"
[A sheep bleats. The Louds pause for a second, before clamoring they are.]
Lynn Sr.: "Yeah, we sure are!"
Baby Bop: "Fluffy!" (Runs out to hug the sheep.) "Oh..I was so worried about you. [The sheep bleats happily.]
Angus: [laughs] "Barney. Good to see you, old friend."
Barney: "Oh Hello, Angus! It's nice to see you, too."
Angus: "Welcome to Loch Loud!"
[The crowd parts, revealing the name on various cars, trucks, and buildings as Scottish music starts to play.]
Lincoln: "Loch Loud?"
Angus: "That's right, lad. This town was founded by your ancestors!" [The Louds are fascinated.]"Riff, would you do the honors?"