The Barney House Movie

Part 4

[The Louds, along with Barney's friends all run upstairs, except for Lincoln.]
Luan: "Last one to their room is a Scotch egg!" [Morag yelps, upon noticing this] "Get it?"
Leni: "No, I don't!"
Morag: [runs after them] "No touching!" [slips on an armor part and falls]
Lola: [sighs and takes her bag] "It's just impossible to find good help these days." [leaves]
Luan: [offscreen] "Woo-hoo!"
Morag: [stands up] "Oh!" [runs upstairs] "No roughhousing. Hey, you! Hey, hands off the tapestries. Tapestries!"
[Angus and Barney walk up and stop a few feet behind Lincoln, who continues to stare at the painting. They look at it too.]
Lincoln: "So, let me guess. The sisters were all special, right?"
Angus: "Oh, aye. All were exceptional. Our loch has never seen anything quite like the Loud lassies."
Lincoln: [despondent] "Of course..."
[Angus and Barney notice Lincoln's expression, and Barney gets the sudden thought, therefore tapping Angus' shoulder. He gets Angus' attention and whispers to him.]
Angus: "What a coincidence! I was just thinking the same thing."
[Barney giggles and Angus smiles at Lincoln.]
Angus: You know there was also—
Lynn: "Oh, Stinkin'!"
Luan: [offscreen] "Lincoln!"
[Lynn, Lana, and Luna appear at the balcony, and BJ appears with them.]
Lola: [offscreen] "Lincoln! Barney!"
Luna: "Come here!"
BJ: "Yeah, Barney! You gotta see this!"
Barney: "Be right there, BJ!"
Lana: "Hurry!"
[They run off.]
Lisa: [offscreen] "Chop, chop!"
Lincoln: "Sorry, Angus, I gotta go." [runs upstairs while Barney hurried behind him] "What? What is it?!"
[Angus smiles warmly. Up in a hallway, Lincoln finds Lily, who giggles, and picks her up, then notices something.]
Lincoln: "Wow! Look at this!"
[The camera zooms out to show four doors lined up on both sides of the hallway. The sisters simultaneously open theirs.]
Lori: "We all get our own rooms!"
Sisters: "Lincoln, come look!"
[Luan, Lynn, Lola, and Lana grab Lincoln and drag him away. His first stop is a violet-shaded room, where Luna is on a stage with her axe and amp and Riff on the drums.]
Luna: "I can jam in peace!"
Riff: "Yep! We're free to be stars right where we are!
[Luna plays a power chord on her axe while Riff plays a fast drum beat.]
Lincoln: "Cool!"
[He and Barney head into a black-shaded room, where Lucy is resting in a coffin.]
Lucy: "I can rest in peace."
Lincoln: "Spooky."
[Lily points downwards, and he jumps down into a pink-shaded room, where Lola and Baby Bop are having a tea party.]
Lola: "No more tea parties ruined by Lana's burping!"
[Lana's own blue-shaded room comes in.]
Lana: "Wanna bet?" [burps]
Barney and Baby Bop: WHOA!
Baby Bop: Excuse you!
[The three other siblings and two dinosaurs all flinch from Lana's burping. Lincoln laughs as he and Lily go to Lori's gold-shaded room, where Lori is bathing in a large bathtub.]
Lori: "My room has a hot tub." [takes Lily from Lincoln's hands]
Lincoln: [surfaces from the tub] "Yeah, I noticed."
[He falls, screaming, into a green-shaded room, where Lisa is working on an experiment. Lily joins him.]
Lisa: "I've found my happy place!"
[A chemical explosion happens, sending Lincoln and Lily to Leni's teal-shaded room.]
Lily: "Boom-boom!"
Leni: [wearing a green boa] "Mine has a fashion runway!"
[She wraps Lincoln and Lily in the boa, sending them flying to a dark room.]
Lincoln: "Styling."
[A yellow spotlight shines, revealing Luan.]
Luan: "Mine is big enough to be a comedy club!"
[Lynn and BJ open Luan's door, revealing a red-shaded room.]
Lynn: "Haha! We each have our own bathroom!"
Siblings: "What?!"
Barney and Baby Bop: "Wow!"
Lynn: "I'm gonna take, like, a hundred leaks a day!"
[Lynn flushes the toilet, sending Lincoln, who screams, back in front of Angus.]
Angus: "Ah, there you are, lad!" [catches Lily and tosses her; Lily giggles] But..Where's Barney?"
Barney: (off-screen from above) "Here I come!"[falls and lands on his feet as a cat]
Angus: "Impressive."
Barney:"Oh thank you , Angus. Good thing cats always land on their feet."(changes back into a dinosaur)
Angus:(to Lincoln) "Now before you were whisked away, I tried to tell you that the most special of all your ancestors was the Duke."
Lincoln: "The 'Duke'?"
Angus: "Aye. And don't you know, you'll be staying in his room."
Barney:(excitedly) Oh-ho-HO BOY! Now you're really in for a surprise, Lincoln. Come on!
[Lincoln opens the door to the Duke's room, and is completely stunned at what he sees. His ancestral double's visage adorns nearly every corner of his room.]
Lincoln: "Whoa... Wait. The boy in the painting was the Duke?"
[Lincoln opens the door to the Duke's room, and is completely stunned at what he sees. His ancestral double's visage adorns nearly every corner of his room.]
Lincoln: "Whoa... Wait. The boy in the painting was the Duke?"
Angus: "Aye."
Lincoln: "Hang on. The boy in the painting with the white hair was the Duke?"
Angus: "Aye."
Lincoln: "The boy in the painting with the white hair that had ten sisters and looked just like ME..." [gets sparkly eyed] "...was the Duke?!": "Aye."
Lincoln: "Hang on. The boy in the painting with the white hair was the Duke?"
Angus: "Aye."
Lincoln: "The boy in the painting with the white hair that had ten sisters and looked just like ME..." [gets sparkly eyed] "...was the Duke?!"
Barney: "That's right! Duke Lindon Loud, himself."
Angus: "The one and only! He was the most special Loud there ever was."
Lincoln: "Yes!" [slaps himself to give himself a blush]
Angus: "Far and wide, people knew his name. His deeds were noble. His heart was stout."
Barney: "It sure was. He was surely one of the kindest kids I've ever known."
[As Angus speaks, Lincoln gets near paintings of his ancestral double and imitates his various poses. Just then, Lynn, Lana, BJ, and Riff barge into his room ]
Lynn, Lana, and BJ: [looking around the room] "Whoa."
Riff: (His crest lights up in amazement.) "Wowzers!"
BJ: "Wow, Lincoln! This room is so cool!"
Riff: "You can say that again, Beej."
Lynn: [gives Lincoln a thumbs-up] "Sweet digs, Stinkin'."
Lincoln: [giddy] "The boy was the Duke!"
Lana: "Whatever tugs your tonsils, bro." [to Angus] "Hey, Angus, what's the deal with all the dragon stuff?"
Angus: "Ah, so you noticed! If it's dragons you fancy, there's something you should see."
[As he leaves, Lynn and Lana follow, the latter laughing merrily.]
Angus: "Come with me."
Riff: "Hey that's great, Lincoln! Royal Woods would never believe this. Oh, by the way Barney, thanks for the cream puffs!"
BJ: "Yeah, thanks, Barney!"
Barney: "You're very welcome. We'll be sure to tell Clyde you liked them."
BJ: "We better hurry. See ya, guys!" (He and Riff hurry to catch up with Angus and the girls.)
Barney and Lincoln:" Bye, BJ! Bye, Riff!"
As soon as they left the room, Lincoln looks somewhere else and gasps. What stands in front of him is the Duke's crown on a pedestal. He is in amazement as he walks over to it. The second he sees his reflection in the crown, his smile grows wide and gets beady eyed. Barney smiles at this with much satisfaction.]
Barney: "You know Lincoln, Duke Lindon and I were the best of friends during those days just like you and me."
Lincoln: "Cool! So..how come I don't see you in these pictures?"
Barney: "That's because I only asked for one special picture, so I can keep it with me all the time. WWHOA!"
[Barney conjures up a large portrait of his younger self in a Scottish hat standing next to The Duke by an Autumn tree. Lincoln Is astounded by this.]
Lincoln: "Whoa! That's really you, Barney?"
Barney: "Yep. Only back then my name was Bernard—Bernard Theodore Rex."
Lincoln: "'Barney T. Rex'?"
Barney: "That's right."
Lincoln: "Hmm. Makes sense."