Miki gets her ass dragged

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*Piko's POV*
I hear a ring from the doorbell. Idk why tho cus none of us were expecting a package. Being the dumbass I am I open the door without looking through the hole thingy. There's these guys who burst in and start taking our stuff away.

"OMG MIKI WTF" I shouted. Some guy then said:

"Does Miki mouse live here??"

("Why is Miki's legal name Miki Mouse😭😭😭????" I thought to myself)

I said yea then he just smiled and said:

"Get your ass outta here ur dumbass sister forgot to pay taxes lol"

Then I dragged the bitch who forgot to pay taxes with the wire I have on my ass out of the house with me while she was pretending to be a princess in the mirror. She the started screaming like the little baby she is. Omds that stupid hoe made us homeless I h8 her sm.

*Miki's POV*
AAAAA PLS SOARE ME I DINT KOW TUXXTUXFJCJGCHFCR7DAAAAAAAAAAA HWLP MRE I CAN BARELY BREATHE AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*Luka's POV*
I walk along the path that leads to our house after going grocery shopping. In my bag I have bananas for Len, Leeks for Miku, Oranges for Rin, Ice cream for Kaito, Tuna for me and Nothing for Meiko cus her alcohol addiction is genuinely concerning.
"It is SO hard carrying the household" I sighed to myself.
Then I heard this loud, ear-bleeding, horrendous, atrocious sound coming from across the road.

What. The actual. Fuck.

I looks across to see this white haired guy DRAGGING a red haired girl on the pavement with a cord tail thing sticking out of his ass. YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP.

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