Utatane Piko moves in and stuff happens

Len murders Piko with Time itself

(A/N: Piko and Len gave back Miku's hair and Miku found out Fukase stole it and now she has a plot to kill him)

*Len's POV*
I'm at my wedding. I've been waiting for this day for my whole life. My kids sit on the front row and my milf walks me to the alter I'm shaking this is all so exciting.
We exchange wedding vows and just as we are about to share a really long hot and passionate kiss I remove the white blanket thing off her face to reveal that she is actually a he.

Utatane Piko stands there with a flustered face feeling just as embarrassed as me and then the priest turns into Rika Seto from D4dj and plays churirira churirira dadada. All my friends and family turn into bag people and start dancing. Then Rika turns into Iris from lolirock and forces us to dance for the rest of our lives. The music gets louder and louder as we slow dance and then tension rises and then we......both get crushed to death by a banana bouncy castle.

I wake up to loud music coming from the party room. I rub my eyes and turn around to see the man from my dreams sitting next to my bed who was trying to shake me awake. I screamed in fear.

"ARE YOU PIKO OR AN IMPOSTER ANSWER IMMEDIATELY BEFORE I... BEFORE I GET THIS CLOCK AND MURDER YOU WITH IT" I shouted. I must kill this forbidden entity to save my people (by people I mean ass).

"W-WHA I'M REAL ARE YOU STILL HALF ASLEEP???" The entity lied.

"YOU LIAR" With all my strength I grabbed the clock from the wall and threw it on its head.

"WHAT THE HELL LEN ARE YOU OK ITS ME" Piko said

"Oh." I felt a little guilty but whatever. "Don't scare me like that again" I sighed. "What are you doing in here anyways?? And wheres Rin???"

"Check the date" He responded.

I check my phone and it lights my face with it reading '11:57 August 31st 2022'

"Luka told me to wake you up to help get ready for the party"

"I FORGOT THE GIFT"

*Piko's POV*
Len starts running downstairs, puts on some sandles and runs to the closest store in his minion PJs (without any money for some reason) I chase after him and only barely catch up. He stands right outside the costume store. "Crap I forgot the money"

"Wait *pant* I already *pant* bought *pant* It" Just as I feel as if I'm about to fall on the floor and die Len snatches the money from my hand and pulls my arm like I'm his dog. He buys a drink, A bouquet of leeks, A princess dress and crown.

"What type of costume store sells drinks and leeks???" I thought to myself.

I sit down on a close bench "why is this bench so only placed near a store???" I thought "And why do I only notice this now???"
Len gives me the drink he bought. It was some weird veggie smoothie. But I shouldn't be complaining I just got a free drink.
I slurp some of the popipo juice feeling nearly sick so I just leave it beside to me. I analyse Len's features very closely. The goggles on his yellow hood, the blue, fluffy overalls, His bright blue eyes, his luscious locks...

"Your hair is actually really long" I blurted

"Shut up"

"I'm fr tho. You should wear it out more often."

I saw Len slightly blush from embarrassment. He tries to hide it with hood but it's so painfully obvious. So I don't embarrass him anymore I change subject quickly.

"How were you able to run so fast after only just waking up???" I asked.

"It's the Holy Lance Charm©" He said proudly.

"What." I burst out laughing.

"IT MEANS LIKE MY COOLNESS"

"Why is it copyrighted😭😭"

"CUS IT'S MINE AND ONLY MINE"

"YOU SOUND STUPID"

We got up and started walking back home and I just couldn't stop laughing at that holy Lance thing. He even said there was multiple names for it which had me wheezing.😭😭