Toga + beer = chaos

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Toga's POV

By the end of the movie, Ketsu had fallen asleep and Ochako was trying to stifle her tears on my shoulder. "Ocha, did you seriously not know that the dog dies? It's like the most known dog death in cinematic history. And why the hell are you still crying over it? We've watched like a million others," I asked, resting my hand on hers. "I didn't want to spoil the movie. I still don't know what happens in Lion King cuz I never watched it and refused spoilers," she muttered. "Seriously? You've never seen Lion King? I knew you were poor but damn," I answered. How the hell had she not seen Lion King? "So. What now? We have tons of time left until we have to go, but I don't wanna wake Ketsu. I mean, look how adorable she is," I smiled, running a hand through her hair. I knew how hard it was to get a good night sleep on the streets, so I wanted to let her rest for as long as she could. "Hmm, I mean, we could watch more movies. We can't really move if you want to let Ketsu sleep." I guess that was good enough. And she was right. And she could finally watch Lion King. "Alright, what first, Lion King or Watership Down?" I liked Watership Down. Plus, everyone needs that bit of trauma in their life. "Watership Down? Never heard of it. What about Lion King, then Watership Down. What's it even about?" "Watership Down? Bunnies. Bunnies and mass destruction," I smiled, not really wrong with my summarisation, but not the most correct either. "What. The fuck. What fucked up shit did you watch as a kid?" "Watership Down, Plague Dogs, Animal Far-" "Rhetorical question, Miko. Anyways, let's actually get watching the movies," she said, grabbing the remote and searching for Lion King, finally moving away from my shoulder. Once she got the movie playing, she laid down, getting more comfortable and pulling me to lay on top of her.

Skip of el time cuz no way I'm doing all that.

"Ochako, please for the love of Ketsu's sleep, shut up." "Oh fuck off, you made us watch that traumatic sad ass shit. It's your fault, stupid," she grumbled, sniffling every few words. "Alright, whatever. Now, I think it's about time that me and Ketsueki get going," I said, sitting up so I wasn't laid on Ochako. "Ketsu, time to get up," I muttered, gently tapping her on the shoulder in an attempt to wake her. I didn't want to startle her since I knew she had nightmares. Ketsu didn't even stir. "Ketsueki, I swear I'll bite you if you don't wake up," I growled, trying my best not to sound like I wanted to rip her throat out. "Himiko, you're making an insane face. First of all, chill out. Second of all, why don't you wake her up like you wake me up?" "Because, Ochako, I don't want to startle her. And I wake you up by biting you half of the time. I shall not bite this adorable little child," I smiled, still shaking Ketsu in a failed attempt to wake her. "Ketsu, up. For the love of the lord we'll be late if you don't get the hell up." Finally, she stirred, rolling over so she was laid on her stomach instead, and grumbling. "My god. I'm about to rip her ears off I swear." "Miko, please do not murder probably the only child we will ever have." I ignored Ochako's comment and started shaking ketsu harder. "Ketsu. I said I wouldn't bite. Don't make that a lie." "Himiko. You are not biting our child. I swear I will punch you if you do," Ochako threatened. Despite her small stature and adorableness, this bitch could punch. She hit like a semi-truck. "I gotta wake her up though. What am I meant to do if she won't wake up? I mean, I don't wanna scare her." "...do you think biting her won't scare her?" That was fair. But hell, why not. Apart from the fact that I'd probably have a bruise on my arm or wherever I got punched for the next few weeks. I knew I would get hit as soon as I even leant towards her, so I brought Ketsu up slightly, then leant down as quick as I could and bit her. Only gently, but enough to draw the attention of 'ow, I've just been bitten.' As soon as Ketsu shot up, I backed up so she didn't hit me directly in the face. And then I was punched in the arm. "Ah, fucker," I yelped, even though I knew she was strong and that she was gonna punch me. "I told you I would punch you if you bit her, stupid." "You bit me? What the hell?" "Okay, okay, in my defence, you wouldn't get up. And we're gonna be late for more legal stuff.  It was very fair to bite you," I argued. "Yeah, but you could've not bit me. You could've just shoved me or something. Just don't bite me!" "Fine, whatever, biting is now reserved for Ochako. But we gotta go." "Hold up, I don't wanna be bitten either." "Fuck you, I'm still gonna do it anyways. Now, let's go!" Ketsu got up, letting me get up as well, only to almost instantly fall over because my leg had died. "Oh shit," I muttered, grabbing the sofa so I didn't face plant. "You're stupid," Ochako smiled. How rude. Once my leg was alive again, I dragged Ketsu out of the door so we wouldn't be late.

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