Libby: I don't like you with your glasses on.
Gordie: I don't like you with my glasses on, either.
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Sabrina: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Catrina: To get to the other side?
Sabrina: To get to the idiot's house. Knock, knock.
Catrina: Who's there?
Sabrina: The chicken.
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Salem: I turned out perfectly fine!
Zelda: Just this morning, you thought a ghost made your toast.
Salem: I didn't put the bread in! You didn't put the bread in!
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Jill disguised as a robber: Give me the money, or i'll shoot!
Howard: Bold of you to assume i have money.
Gordie: Bold of you to assume i want to live.
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Zelda: Salem, i told you to to something about the possum in the backyard!
Salem: We did! We named it Saberman!
Zelda: 'We'?
Hilda: It likes oatmeal raisin cookies!
Zelda: *Facepalms*
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Valerie: What's the phobia of being murdered called?
Jenny: Common sense.
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Harvey: Hey, Libby, i dreamed about you last night.
Libby, blushing: Really?
Harvey: Yeah! You were my sleep paralysis demon!
Sabrina, Jenny and Valerie: *Laughing uncontrollably*
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Mr. Kraft: If you buy that cologne, then i'll lose all my respect for you!
Principal Larue: Good. Then we'll have the same amount of respect for each other.
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Mrs. Quick: Cee Cee, i know you copied off of Jill. Your answers are the same.
Cee Cee: It's a coincidence?
Mrs. Quick: For #19, Jill wrote 'I don't know' and you wrote 'I don't know, either'.
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Zelda: Where'd the doorknob go?!
Zelda:
Zelda: I'm having a crisis here! Where'd the doorknob go?!
Hilda: Seems like you can't handle the situation very well!
Zelda: Get out.
Hilda: How?
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Sabrina, the Teenage Witch Incorrect Quotes
HumorI see too many incorrect quotes books and watch too much of this sitcom, so why not do this? Started: 8/9/22 Ended: 10/2/22 The show and characters belong to ABC and Paramount. Nonetheless, enjoy!
