Jill: If we were married, i'd poison your coffee.
Cee Cee: If we were married, i'd drink it.
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Sabrina, to Drell: I wish for my future partner to be of the utmost intelligence and-
Drell: *Plays a clip of Harvey tripping over one thing of grass, kneeling down, crying and apologizing to it*
Sabrina: I want that one.
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Mr. Pool: *Gets down on one knee*
Nancy: I can't believe it...
Mr. Pool: *Ties his shoes*
Nancy: He finally stopped wearing laceless dress shoes...
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Sabrina: Aw, shoot! I forgot!
Valerie: Forgot what?
Jenny: You expect her to answer that?
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**Working on a float for school**
Valerie: Oh, i messed up so bad, guys.
Sabrina, Harvey, Jenny [sympathetically]: Oh...
Libby: Yeah, i'm waiting for the part where that's my problem.
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Libby, with Sabrina's personality: Don't be sad! You've got plenty of good qualities! Right, guys?
Libby: *Elbows Cee Cee and Jill*
Cee Cee: Oh- Oh! Um, yeah! Like, uh, you have brown hair, you like flowers!
Jill: Your name is Nancy!
Libby: I can't believe you guys.
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Catrina: Water can solve all of your problems!
Catrina: Want clear skin?
Catrina: Drink water!
Catrina: Want to lose weight?
Catrina: Drink water!
Catrina: Thirsty?
Catrina: Drink water!
Sabrina, reading Jude the Obscure: Tired of someone?
Sabrina: Drown them.
Catrina:
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Dorma: Ted, truth or dare?
Ted: Truth.
Dorma: How much sleep did you get last night?
Ted, sweating nervously: Dare?
Zja Zja: *Grabs a pillow and a blanket*
Mortimer: I dare you to sleep.
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Zelda, to Hilda: One universe, nine planets, one Earth, seven continents, seven seas and 195 countries, and i have the unfortunate luck of being born and raised with you!
Hilda: Nine planets?
Sabrina: Duh. Planet X?
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Libby: Hey, freak; am i ugly?
Jenny: No! God made no one ugly!
Libby: Oh; thanks!
Jenny: So, i've been wondering who made you. The Devil?
Valerie: That sounds accurate!
Libby:
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Sabrina, the Teenage Witch Incorrect Quotes
HumorI see too many incorrect quotes books and watch too much of this sitcom, so why not do this? Started: 8/9/22 Ended: 10/2/22 The show and characters belong to ABC and Paramount. Nonetheless, enjoy!
