Valerie: I'm afraid of clowns! There, i said it!
Jill: Then why do you hang out with Harvey?
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Mrs. Quick: Fruits that don't live up to their names?
Cee Cee: Passion fruit, dragon fruit, grapefruit and honeydew.
Mrs. Quick: Fruits that do live up to their names?
Sabrina: Orange.
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Josh: Here, Morgan; a nice, warm cup of coffee, on the house!
Morgan: It's not that nice...
Josh: A warm cup of coffee on the house!
Morgan: It's so cold!
Josh: A cup of coffee, on the house!
Morgan: This is a mug.
Josh: A of coffee, on the house!
Morgan: This isn't the cappuccino i ordered; this is a latté!
Josh: A of, on the house!
Morgan: I'm leaving!
Josh: A...shopping spree on the house?
Morgan: Okay!
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Salem: *Speaking Spanish*
Harvey: I know, i know.
Sabrina: Harvey, you know Spanish?
Harvey: No. I just know the phrase 'You're a failure' in seventeen different languages.
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Jenny: Libby, you're ABCDEFGHIJK!
Libby: What is that? Some sort of freak code?
Jenny: Nope! It stands for attractive, beautiful, charming, dashing, extraordinary, fabulous, gorgeous and hot!
Libby: Oh! Well, thanks, freak! But...what does the 'IJK' mean?
Jenny: 'I'm just kidding'.
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Coolio: Did you just throw a pencil at me?!
Rex: What? Do you want me to throw rocks at you? Will that make you happy?
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Cee Cee: Hey, Jill, want to see a butterfly?
Jill: Sure-?
Cee Cee: *Throws a stick of butter from across the cafeteria*
Gordie: OW! Who threw a whole stick of hardened BUTTER at me?!
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Libby, reading a fortune: 'A friend will have good news for you'.
Libby: *Turns to Sabrina*
Sabrina: I'm not your friend!
Libby: That is good news!
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Hilda: Knock, knock!
Hilda: Who's there?
Hilda: Wood!
Hilda: Wood who?
Hilda: Would you stop talking to yourself?
Hilda: Okay...
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Aaron: Sabrina, i want to be with you for the rest of my life!
Sabrina: Oh, do you want me to walk you back?
Aaron: Walk me back to where?
Sabrina: To the friend zone you crawled out of.
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Sabrina, the Teenage Witch Incorrect Quotes
HumorI see too many incorrect quotes books and watch too much of this sitcom, so why not do this? Started: 8/9/22 Ended: 10/2/22 The show and characters belong to ABC and Paramount. Nonetheless, enjoy!
