Jenny: Sabrina, there's a monster under your bed! It's the most horrifying creature i've ever seen!
Salem: Why does Jennifer hate me so much?!
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Libby: How much do you love me as your leader?
Howard: Count the stars in the sky.
Libby: But it's dusk, and you can't even see the sun!
Howard: Exactly.
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Hilda: Salem, please!
Salem: I have to...
Hilda: Please! I took you in after you attempted world domination! You can't do this to me!
Salem: I'm sorry...
Salem, placing a draw +4 card: Uno.
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Valerie: Relax!
Jenny: Just act...mature!
Harvey: Mature. Got it!
(Later, on a date)
Jean: So, what do you do for fun?
Harvey, in a low voice: Taxes.
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Simon: Can you pick up milk?
Chad: Yeah, of course! It's easy!
Simon: No, like, from the store.
Chad: I imagine it would be the same weight there.
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Jill: I feel like we're not very close as we used to be, so i made us friendship bracelets!
Cee Cee, excited: Really?!
Jill: *Handcuffs them with leather handcuffs she made in Salem* There were go!
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Catrina: Sabrina? Oh, she almost died by natural causes!
Sabrina: Natural? You pushed me into a volcano!
Catrina: Gravity's natural.
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Morgan: I once dated a guy named Adam. But, then, we split!
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Jenny: Ace of Spades!
Roxy: Draw +4!
Valerie: Pikachu, i choose you!
Harvey, trembling: What game are we even playing?
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Howard: How many cheerleaders does it take to screw in a pickle?
Jill: I don't get it.
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Sabrina, the Teenage Witch Incorrect Quotes
HumorI see too many incorrect quotes books and watch too much of this sitcom, so why not do this? Started: 8/9/22 Ended: 10/2/22 The show and characters belong to ABC and Paramount. Nonetheless, enjoy!
