Sabrina, the Teenage Witch Incorrect Quotes

Written Compilation #6

Juliette: During my attempt of universal domination, i killed about 159 people and a cow.
Salem: Why a cow?
M'Lady: Surprised he didn't ask about the 159 people.

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Dreama: I have a pen, you have a phone number.
Dreama: Think of the possibilities!
Brad: I have a hand, you have a face.
Brad: Think of the possibilities, you witch!

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Roxy: You need to wash your dishes!
Miles: You never wash yours!
Roxy: We're adults! We should settle this maturely.
Miles:
Miles: 'Rock, Paper, Scissors'?
Roxy: Always.

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Sabrina: How am i the responsible one?
Harvey: Dreama once stuck her hand in the toaster because she wanted her toast that exact second.
Dreama: Harvey once ate ice cream with a knife because he didn't want to prove it was his turn to do the dishes.
Roxy: I almost crashed Miles' car because there was a dog crossing the road.
Jenny: I once passed out on the sidewalk because i stayed up all night reading 'Jude the Obscure'.
Sabrina: I'll never question it again.

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Jill: How did you know i was lying?
Jenny: Ah, that's easy. See, i'm not an idiot.

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Dreama: I like men who are environmentally aware.
Brad: That's a cloud.

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Salem: I broke the lamp in your room.
Sabrina: Why?!
Salem: Because nothing shines more than me.

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Hilda: Zelly, would you punish me for something i didn't do?
Zelda: No, of course not!
Hilda: Good, because i didn't do the dishes last night.

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Sabrina: I bet you can't say the alphabet faster than me.
Catrina: You're on!
Catrina: A B C D E F G H-
Sabrina: The alphabet.
Catrina: I-

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Sabrina: I've always wondered why a bride wears white at her wedding. Aunt Zelda, do you know why?
Zelda: Well, it's because it's the happiest day of her life!
Hilda: Then, why does the groom wear black?
Zelda: