Mr. Kraft: So, what kind of wedding do you want?
Hilda: One with you in it.
Mr. Kraft: I-
Hilda: You'd be great at serving sandwiches and drinks!
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Vesta: Merry Christmas...i guess...
Hilda: You got me a present?!
Vesta: Yes! It's a list of all the accomplishments you've made in the past 650 years of your life as a witch and my sister!
Hilda: It's a blank sheet of paper.
Vesta: Exactly.
Hilda:
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Sabrina, on her porch: *Sneezes*
Roxy, from the kitchen: Bless you.
Sabrina, looking up: God?
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Dante: I really wish there was more between us.
Sabrina: Me, too.
Dante, blushing: Really? Like what?
Sabrina: A solid brick wall.
Dante:
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Jenny: Oh, hey, Libby! You look great today!
Libby: Really? I- I don't know what to say!
Jenny: Just lie, like i did!
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Zelda: Now, let's both say we're sorry on the count of three.
Zelda: One... Two... Three...
Hilda:
Zelda:
Zelda: See, now i'm disappointed in both of us.
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Harvey: You're giving me a sticker?
Aaron: Not just a sticker! It's of a cat saying 'me-wow'!
Harvey: I'm not a Pre-Schooler.
Aaron: Fine, i'll just take it back, then.
Harvey: Back off! I earned this!
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Salem: *Watching the house burn down*
Salem:
Salem: *Starts filming* Hey, guys! Welcome to my vlog! Today's topic is how to get away with accidentally committing arson because you forgot Spaghetti-O's cans were metal and thus non-microwaveable! Step one: Deny everything!
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Irma: *Sharpening a knife* I have ways of making people talk.
Irma: *Cuts a slice of cake*
Great-Granny: May i have some, dear?
Irma: Cake is for talkers.
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Harvey: Stop failing!
Salem: Don't tell me what to do! I'll fail right now!
Salem: *Succeeds*
Salem: Dang it!
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Sabrina, the Teenage Witch Incorrect Quotes
HumorI see too many incorrect quotes books and watch too much of this sitcom, so why not do this? Started: 8/9/22 Ended: 10/2/22 The show and characters belong to ABC and Paramount. Nonetheless, enjoy!
