Libby: You won't like me when i'm angry!
Jenny: Bold of you to assume i would ever like you anyway.
♤♡◇♧/|\♧◇♡♤
Mrs. Quick: If you had two apples and gave one to a friend, how many would you have?
Gordie, through tears: A friend...
♤♡◇♧/|\♧◇♡♤
Libby: What would happen if someone broke in and killed me right now?
Mrs. Chesler: Thank you!
♤♡◇♧/|\♧◇♡♤
Mr. Franco: Cee Cee, can you come find North America for us?
Cee Cee: Um, sure? It's right here. *Points at North America*
Mr. Franco: Good! Now, who found North America?
Libby, Jill, Harvey and Valerie: Cee Cee.
Jenny: *Facepalms*
Sabrina: My aunts Hilda, Zelda and Vesta.
♤♡◇♧/|\♧◇♡♤
Jill: *Opens a door* After you!
Cee Cee: No, after you!
Jill: No, i insist!
Cee Cee: I insist! After you!
Libby: *Shoves past them* After me.
♤♡◇♧/|\♧◇♡♤
Valerie: Shoot! I lost Harvey in the crowd!
Sabrina: Val, how could you?!
Jenny: Don't worry, i got this!
Jenny: *Clears throat*
Jenny: WoW, i WoNdEr WhAt WoUlD hApPeN iF i DrOpPeD a LiGhTeR oN tHiS wOoDeN sOcCeR tAbLe!
Harvey: It's called a Foosball table, and don't you dare!
♤♡◇♧/|\♧◇♡♤
Hilda: Last night i was swimming in orange soda. But, then, i realized i was dreaming. So, i guess it was just a Fanta-sea!
♤♡◇♧/|\♧◇♡♤
Jenny: Roses are red.
Valerie: Violets are blue.
Roxy: Love is fake.
Josh: All weddings are just funerals with a cake!
Aaron: Deep.
♤♡◇♧/|\♧◇♡♤
Hilda: If i punch myself and it hurts, am i strong or weak?
Zelda: Strong.
Vesta: Weak.
Salem: An idiot.
♤♡◇♧/|\♧◇♡♤
Vesta: When i die, i want all of my siblings to lower me into the ground.
Ted: Why?
Vesta: So they can let me down one more time.
Hilda: Wow-
YOU ARE READING
Sabrina, the Teenage Witch Incorrect Quotes
HumorI see too many incorrect quotes books and watch too much of this sitcom, so why not do this? Started: 8/9/22 Ended: 10/2/22 The show and characters belong to ABC and Paramount. Nonetheless, enjoy!
