(based off of Pinkie's Orphanage song from FIW)
Step one, try not to be so self conscious (Trying to surf but backing out from Wipe Out)
Two, shift your weight into your haunches (Trying to control the plane from Wingin' It)
Three, take a leap into the air (Taking a risk skiing from Ski Ya, Wouldn't Wanna Be Ya)
AND
Four, just forget your best friends who are dead! (Witnessing the deaths of Giggles and Petunia from Double Whammy)
Instrumental
Step five, keep your eyes on where you're going (Losing control on the wheel after her spikes flare out from Easy Comb, Easy Go)
Six, never mind you're home's a glowing (The play sets on fire from Class Act)
Seven, is hoping there's a heaven (Panicking on the bus holding Cuddle's eye balloon in A to Zoo Part 2)
Eight....come on get a shovel, dig your grave! (Attacking Flippy by stabbing him in the eye with a glass shard out of fear in Without a Hitch)
Instrumental
So now, all you can do is remember how they had always loved you tender (Being with those who came back from the dead and talking to Rosie)
Shush up and don't ask any questions, hope lost costs like yourself can still be found. (Seen looking outside her house until she shuts the blinds)
Instrumental
Chin up, even if you're not afraid (Trying to laugh it out like it's not a big deal when she's afraid)
It's not because you're unwanted (About to get attacked in Happy Trails)
But it might help if you were magic- (Seen with Rosie using her shield and sword)
NOT JUST AN AFRAID SCHIZOPHRENIC RED PORCUPINE NO ONE WILL TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY BECAUSE YOU'RE UNWORTHY! *sighs*
