(Based off of MLP What I learned Today/This time/This other time/) (The link wasn't working) (Joke don't take this srsly)
Episodes if they have morals.
The Wrong Side of the Tracks - Do NOT hire Lumpy to build a roller coaster!
From Hero to Eternally - There are people who have a fear of skiing.
And the Kitchen Sink - DON'T LEAVE YOUR CHILD IN A SINK YOU MORON!
Party Animal - If you're going to throw a surprise party for a veteran, don't trigger his PTSD ESPECIALLY if he's around balloons.
Ipso Fatso - Nobody cares if you gain or lose weight, you're not getting b**ches anyway.
Don't Yank my Chain - Do jail break....I guess.
Doggone it - Throw your dog whistle away! TRUST ME!
Concrete Solution - Do NOT confuse cement and sugar unless if you don't want to eat candy again!
Sea what I Found - Don't go looking for buried treasure in the sea!
Easy for you to Sleigh - If you're going to act like the Grinch, don't steal from veterans with PTSD!
Wishy Washy - Petunia has OCD I swear!
Who's to Flame? - ACTUALLY put out the fire, not just make everything worse! Dumbass.
As you Wish - Make wishes that don't kill people!
Every Litter bit Hurts - Sure, you can litter....IF YOU'RE A TERRIBLE PERSON!
Take a Hike - Keep track of your hikers and spitting snake poison in someone's eyes isn't gonna fix it.
Snow Place to Go - If you're gonna be stranded on an ice lake sacrifice the dumbass of the group!
Dunce Upon a Time - Fairy Tales are hell!
Gems the Breaks - Splendid is Superman!
A Change of Heart - During an operation after having a heart attack with a huge heart isn't gonna fix it.
A Hole Lotta Love - REMEMBER THE NOT LEAVING YOUR CHILD ALONE THING?!
Mime to Five - Hiring a mime will be the death of you.
Blast from the Past - Your friends also get deja vu.
Nutty tries to eat a jaw breaker or some sh*t - Do what your dentist tells you to do you moron!
See What Develops - Try having a disguise that isn't just a tie, glasses and a hat.
Idol Curiosity - Don't steal monkey statues from ancient buildings!
Home is Where the Hurt is - Building a fun house can lead to your demise!
Aw, Shucks - Your spot will be stolen by idiots with corn, deal with it.
Sight for Sore Eyes - Wear safety goggles!
Wipe Out - Don't give into peer pressure unless you want to encounter a shark.
Letter Late than Never - Screw this, we're getting junk mail.
Wingin' It - Airplane trips are hell!
Tongue in Cheek - DON'T....mess with ants....I guess.
Easy Comb, Easy Go - If you start going bald, buy an ACTUAL wig and don't use cotton candy ESPECIALLY if you're near a sugar addict.
I've Got you Under my Skin - This isn't the Magic School Bus!
In a Jam - Letting a blind person take your blood is NOT a good idea!
Junk in the Trunk - Save elephants!
Hear Today, Gone to Tomorrow - If you start to go deaf, buy hearing aids. Why does Fliqpy have patience anyway?
Double Whammy - Please! Seek therapy! It's for everyone's safety! Please!
Autopsy Turvy - Confronting yourself only feels good the first five or so times around.
