So uh yall are at a diner table in the theater with nice food (no not human flesh)
Um don't question how it fit there-
Um let's just say it just appeared and instead of panicking and wondering if y'all's life's are in danger you just didn't question it and just sat at the table cuz....table
THIRD POV:
Blue, green, purple (yes they are there to), orange, red, and Y/N were sitting at the diner table.
It was all quiet until
"I-"
"Oh great now the diner is ruined." Blue said with an annoyed expression on his face.
"How is diner ruined?" Green said confused.
"It was all going well until YOU opened you mouth!" Blue said-
"WELL ATLEAST I DONT GO AROUND MAKING SOME "AWDADADAFAFA" NOISES." Wow green didn't even let me finish-
"WELL ATLEAST I DONT SOUND LIKE A FUCKING KAZOO." Please just let me narro-
"OH YOU DID NOT."
So I'ma just shut them up SO I CAN DO MY FUCKING JOB! Ahem Anyways... Blue and green started to get into a big argument because of blue JUST HAD TO SAY THAT.
So as blue and green were fighting everybody just looked at them, oh no-
"BRUH YOUR MORE HANGRIER THAN ORANGE!" Green yelled
"HEY WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!" Orange slammed his hands on the table.
Green can't see but if he could he would be staring at orange thinking about his life choices.
"um-"
"OH ILL TELL YOU HANGRY!"
So um..orange joined the fight..
Well that's just lovely-
"BITCH YOUR ACTING LIKE PURPLE WHEN HE GRABS ANKLES AND SHIT." Orange yelled
Y/N slowly brought out some popcorn cuz they left for a second to put it in the microwave cuz drama.
Red looked like he was about to kill everyone at the table cuz now purple joined the fight..
"YOUR A MENACE TO SOCIETY-"
"OMG EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP." Red yelled finally done with their bullshit.
Everyone went silent, except Y/N cuz they still munching on that popcorn I mean I wouldn't blame them it got extra butter.
"WE ALL WERE HAVING A NICE DINER BUT YOU BLUE LITERALLY HAD TO START A FUCKING ARGUMENT!" Red yelled.
Everyone looked at blue.
Red lowered his eyelids a bit, "you know what I'm done with bullshit." Red got up and left.
Then everyone started fighting again.
Langend says they never Stopped arguing and Y/N never stopped munching on that extra buttered popcorn.
Nah jk red threatened to knock them all out burn them and feed all there ashes a animal
And Y/N extra buttered popcorn eventually was gone cuz they ate it all :,(
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