September 17th 2005

Chapter 2

Joker's pov

As I got out of the Bat car, the funny man who I saw on the screen looked at me and gasped. I guess Bats didn't tell his butler about his feelings about me? As Bats explained the situation to his butler friend I looked around and stared at the collection he had of stuff he had stolen from other villains, even some of my stuff! I waltzed around the giant cave and just stared up at the ceiling. There were so many cool things and of course there were so many bats! I mean it's Batman! I was so distracted that I didn't hear him finish up with conversation with his butler

"You like it?" He asked, I nodded and continued to stare at the bats on the ceiling.

"They're pretty, aren't they? I've named some with special features because I can't really tell them apart" He said as he scratched the back of his head. He was nervous, I could feel it in the air "I like this place!" I said running to his big computer. He followed me making sure I didn't do anything "Father? Do you wanna play video games wi- WHY IS THE JOKER IN THE BATCAVE?" He looked ready to attack. It doesn't take a genius to figure out that The Batman is Bruce Wayne. It explains how he has so much money for his super fancy suit and cool gadgets he has. I looked at the little boy wonder who looked so weird without his suit. "Damian! You ruined it! I wasn't going to tell him who I was yet. I forgot to tell Alfred to tell you that he will be staying here for a while and I would appreciate it if you treated him as you treat me." they're having their little quarrel and I'm just looking at the stuff on the computer

Batman's Pov

"Damian this isn't up for debate! He is staying with us for a while. We are trying to figure something out"

"Is it an investigation?" He responded in an annoyed tone. I was getting annoyed too.

"No it's not but that doesn't matter because he'll be staying with us regardless of what he's here for. Batgirl helped me with this actually, surprised she didn't tell you." I say with a smirk and a small chuckle

"Do you still want to play or not?" he said even more annoyed than he was before.

"Yeah I'll be there in a minute! Please tell Al to make some nachos and.." I look at Joker and nudge him a bit. "Cabbage stew!" Joker said almost jumping out of his seat, "and some cabbage stew please" I said smiling while looking at the Joker. He was looking at the news, it read

Batman and Joker in love?

The crime fighting vigilante was seen kissing The Joker today at 10:47 pm, Commissioner Gordon has yet to respond. 

"You think they'll like us?" Joker asked quietly, I took off my mask so he would be able to see me, I crouched next to the chair and looked at him "Jokes, Who cares if they like us? I like you. I know dating a crime fighter probably wasn't on your to-do list as a kid but hey! It's on there now!"

He looked at me in shock like he had just seen something new and exciting, I looked at him confused as to why he was making that face. "We're dating?" He said in a whisper. "Well I think? Wait!" I got up and forced him up and off of the chair, "Joker. Will you be my boyfriend?" I said, looking at him in awe. "YES YES I will!!" he yelled. I held his face and lightly nodded, he nodded back

I closed my eyes and kissed him.

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Hello again! I know this chapter is shorter put please have mercy- I'll write Chapter 3 later tonight and that one will be longer to make up for this short chapter I swear! Anyways! Ruby ouuuttt!!