*MENTIONS OF ABUSE*
Damian/Robin's Pov
I entered the Batcave to find it empty? Did he go out again without me? And take Joker with him? I mean who picks the Joker over THE Robin? I mean Hello? I have funny jokes and silly comments! I guess Joker does that too but I'm sane and I'm a boy! Not a mentally insane grown man
Vrooom Vroom (The sounds a car makes when it's speeding yknow?)
Great They're back. I run and hide behind the computer.
Joker's Pov
As I step out of the Batmobile I look at Batman and say "That was fun! I love the look on Catwomans face when she saw me there helping!"
Earlier
I was kissing Batman when all of a sudden a loud noise scared me
I opened my eyes to see a Bat signal on the computer
"It's the Batwave. Someone triggered the silent alarm at the Gotham Museum of Antiquities. Wanna come with?"
I was so excited! "Yeah of course I wanna come! But what about your boy wonder?" I asked
"Dick? I'm sure he won't mind. He's probably busy playing video games" He responded, I'll admit I was very hesitant at first but I ignored the little voice in my head and followed him to the Bat car!
As we were driving to the museum I decided to turn on the radio
(play video above)
California Gurls was playing! I immediately started singing and dancing in my seat! This song just makes me start dancing! I could tell Bruce was looking at me but I didn't care! I loved this song!
Back to the present time!
"I also loved it! She got so mad but at least we got the diamond back! Now I'm gonna go change back because I am exhausted, also I promised Damian that I'd play some video games with him" Bruce said as he took off his mask, kissed my cheek and started to walk away "Alright!" I responded. "I'll be looking around!" I walked straight to the things he kept after every fight
I heard some footsteps behind me and thought it was Bruce "What are your intentions with him? Why do you suddenly decide that you want to tell him your feelings? Are you working with poison ivy? How in the hell is he so in love with you?" I turned around and looked at the kid
"What?! No! I'm not working with her! I don't even like her! Besides, he was the one who confessed his feelings to me first! I only told him how I felt about him too" I responded, he took a step towards me and I backed up
"You have had literal years to do that so why do it now? There's something fishy about you,I can feel it." He pointed his finger at me and continued "You don't actually like him. Why are you over here looking at stuff WE took from OUR missions,huh? Trying to steal something back? Is that why you're here?" I was getting frustrated at this point because I loved Bruce. I haven't killed him or done something severe I think, I hope. "You better not put your filthy fucking hands on him because I willl hurt you. I won't kill you but I will hurt you severely." I was staring at him when we heard
"What are you doing to him?" I shut my eyes "I told you to respect him Damian! Is that too hard?" Bruce yelled so hard it echoed in the cave. "I don't trust him. He's working with someone I can tell! He doesn't love you!" Damian walked over to him and started yelling at him
I covered my ears and closed my eyes tighter. The yelling. This always ended up with us getting hurt. I slid down to the floor and rocked myself back and forth. Please don't hurt us.
Bruce's pov
I was yelling at dick when I saw The Joker slide to the ground, Damian turned around and noticed Joker. I immediately ran towards him, I put my hand on his shoulder to help in stopping the rocking but he flinched away. I understood what took place. "Damian please tell Alfred to bring the cabbage stew." I said glaring at him "I am not bringing that monster anything. Tell him yourself" But just as he was about to open the elevator to leave, Alfred came running towards me with a bowl in hand. He crouched next to me and said, "I heard yelling so I knew I had to reheat the soup and pour some for our visitor." I heard the elevator door shut and Alfred moved closer as if trying to whisper something at me "Master Damian was being quite rude I must say." He set the bowl near Joker, He immediately popped up and started eating the stew. I looked at him and smiled. "I'm heating up some water for some tea, would you like some Sir Joker? I have Green tea, chamomile, strawberry lemon and so much more. You don't have to choose now but I'm just informing you." Joker quickly finished the stew and looked at Al and in an almost inaudible whisper he said "Can I have some Strawberry lemon tea with lemon slices on the side?" I set the bowl down next to him and looked down. "Strawberry lemon tea with lemon slices on the side. Anything else?" He said getting up from his crouching position "More strew!! I mean More stew please?" He looked at Alfred and then Me, I nodded at him and smiled.
"Alrighty then! More stew!" He said walking away. I moved closer to Jokes and opened my arms as if trying to signal for a hug. He soon got the hint and laid his head down on my lap and I started playing with his hair until he fell asleep. Soon I started to drift off to sleep too.
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Helloooooo! I did it! I wrote this chapter longer than the others! Honestly, Long chapters bore me because run out of ideas but then get an idea at like 1 am and I have to write it down- Anyways! It is 4 am for me so I shall be going to sleep!
Ruby outtttt!!
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September 17th 2005
FanfictionIt was September 17th 2005 Joker was terrorizing the city again. It's been 20 minutes and Batman still hasn't arrived on the scene. People were getting antsy! Where is that Vigilante?
