at harvard law school
eddie was exhausted after his first day of law school. all he wanted to do was go to sleep 🛌.
when he got to his room and was about to unlock the door, a man opened it from the inside, making eddie stumble back in fear.
"ello luv. have you seen draco malfoy? x" the british man in eddie's dorm asked.
eddie was scared. he didn't like the brits.
"i- uh no i havent. who are you?"
"i'm harry styles luv! x"
before eddie could say anything, harry had left.
eddie just brushed it off as a hallucination or something and went to sleep.
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open roads with dandy
dandy was lonely as he continued to drive.
he though about markiplier and sobbed causing him to almost crash into a tree.
he needed to talk to eddie.
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*ring ring*
eddie was fast asleep (when he snores he does that mimimimi thing you know what i'm talking about)
"you have reached the voicemail box of eddie mott leave me a message and i'll get back to you *guitar music plays*"
dandy was shocked. he didn't know eddie had changed his voicemail to say "eddie mott" instead of munson...
he was delighted 😀 though.
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in a Gross Small Town Where Dandy's Father Lives.
dandy was so excited to see his father.
he drove up to this huge house and knocked on the door.
a strange looking man with very aggressive eyebrows opened the door.
"hi! im dandy mott. im looking for my father."
"um hes not here." the man replied
"im pretty sure he is. his name is..."
dandy looked down at his ipad
"damon salvatore?"
the man looked shocked and slammed the door on dandy's face.
dandy began to weep and fall to the floor.
he fell asleep soon after. curled up like a lost dog on this random doorstep.
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two days later
dandy woke up confused. he was still on the doorstep and he was getting a call.
"hello?" dandy answered.
"dandy! i found a lawyer! he's gonna help us get markiplier out of jail!"
"uh... who is this?" dandy was even more confused now. who was this person calling him?
"what? LOL dandy are you messing with me?😂 it's eddie!"
"eddie? eddie who?"
"....eddie... mott?"
dandy hung up. he didn't need to deal with drama right now. he couldn't remember anyone by the name of eddie.
now dandy didn't have his memories or a father.
all he had was the strength he got from thinking about freeing mark from jail.
he got up off the steps and went to his car.
he sped off without looking back.
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4 months later.
"mr. mark e plier... you are free from jail!" the jail lady said.
dandy cheered him on as he walked out of his cell.
"dandy, thank you so much for becoming a lawyer in 4 months to get me out of jail. now that i'm out i think i'm gonna retire from youtube and help you get your memories of eddie back."
dandy got angry.
"r-retire from y-y-y-youtube? NO!" dandy started crying and stomping his feet.
dandy needed markipliers youtube videos to help him through life. he hadn't thought about anything else these past 4 months other than mark and his youtube videos. he couldn't just let this happen.
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"wow! what an exciting chapter! short and sweet. absolutely riveting. on the edge of my seat the whole time. 😊"
The New York Times, 2022
Don't worry! new chapters soon everyone! -dandy M.
