After Dandy left, Regina asks me if I want to visit a town she really loves! I obviously said yes because I was in a bad headspace 😔.
We had to take a bus to get to this place?? weird but ok i guess.
i kinda blacked out the whole way there because regina was making phone calls and yelling at people and the bus driver was also rude idk what was happening tbh.
we got off at the bus stop and the bus driver got off too? i guess she lives here idk. she didn't even say anything as she walked past us. there's just been like some negative energy around everyone lately!
it was a weird place. we got to an intersection place close to the bus stop and regina stopped me and looked right.
"eddie can i tell you something?"
"uh yeah i guess."
"so i actually kind of own that farm right there."
she pointed the direction she was looking. i could see a cabin and crops and you know, the normal farm stuff.
"huh?" i was confused. wasn't she mayor of storybrooke?
"well it's like my second, secret life you know what i mean? nobody here really knows about me being mayor in storybrooke and the people in storybrooke don't know that i own a farm in pelican town."
tf kinda name is pelican town? am i in a fever dream? who is naming these places. first "storybrooke" now "pelican town" weird ass names tbh.
"oh um ok yeah totally but how do you get back and forth to do both jobs?"
"i have teleportation powers! 😊"
was she being fr right now?
"eddie. i'm sorry i dropped all of this info on you so suddenly but i feel like i can trust you. when i look into your puppy dog doe eyes, i see everything i have ever wanted!"
i stared at her. completely shook.
"right. well. anyways! i want to show you around the town now!" she acted like nothing ever f ing happened!!!
"ok so Eddie this is the clinic run by Harvey. i don't really know him tbh he's kinda weird haha!"
i looked at it. ok this place is boring already!
we walked into a shop next to the clinic.
"hey Pierre! i want you to meet someone."
i hate meeting new people! i was nervous. 🥺
"this is Eddie Munson. Eddie, this is Pierre he owns this shop."
anywho i met him, his wife, and his daughter but that's boring so i'm not gonna tell you about it.
honestly i don't want to tell you much about anything else but i met A LOT of people some of them were very rude for no reason???? some were nice i guess idk.
one that stood out because he was a little creepy was the mayor.
all mayors must be creepy idk.
"alright eddie this is the last person i want you to meet. this is Mayor Lewis."
he smiled at me. i got the ick.
"nice to meet you Eddie." mayor lewis said to me.
"uh y-yeah nice to meet you too." i was SOO nervous!!
"Hey are you just visiting or are you looking for a place to stay? you could stay with me if you wanted. 😊"
EW!
"i- i um am just visiting I actually go to harvard law in boston. ☺️"
"oh! that's great i've never been there before. i'm a pretty sheltered man. i like to stay in my town ya know?"
"yeah totes haha... 🙂" i didn't even know what to say to that.
"alright well we better be going. I want to show eddie my farm before it gets dark!"
ok so we left the mayors house and went to regina's farm.
wow it's so nice and farm like! 😊
she gave me a tour i don't want to describe it though so just imagine it. there's crops and cows and chickens and a cat and stuff you know.
I don't know what else to write and i'm crunched for time! i'm sorry i'll make a part two to this if you want I know this is disappointing i'm sorry more will come soon i'm sorry again this is from eddie btw.
-eddie munson (again i apologize i'm sorry)
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riddle me this though. would you rather, mayor lewis, mayor regina mills, the mayor guy from stranger things, or whatever other mayor you can think of because i cant think of any more LOL! 🤣🤣🤣
