Dare #24

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IM BACK!!!I MISSED YOU GUYS SO MUCHHHHHHH! OKAY WE HAVE A DARE. the dare is "Piggyback ride race teams: Blare- Snowy Sparkle-Thunder Aqua- Fleur Sonic-Blare"

Eve: WHATTA BOUT ME?

Me: You weren't back...

Eve: oh ye...okay, I'll be the horrible ref. HURRY UP PEOPLE! POKÉMON WHATEVER! 

Me: O-Kay...?

Blare: I-I go twice??? 

Eve: Oof. 

Sparkle: (MAKES CLONE OF BLARE) 

BLARE #2: HOIIIIIIIIIIIII. IM WITH SONICCCCCCC :P.

Blare: Uhhh...thanks?

Sparkle: 😉 np 😉 

Blare: ok. Why u winking..?

Sparkle: 😉 😉 

Blare: Stop. 

Sparkle: 😉 😉 😉 😉 

Blare: STOP

Sparkle: >:) 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉>;)

Blare: STOPPPPPP (Faints) ME DIEING 

Eve: Uhh...

Snowy: HIS SPELLING?! BLARE!!! (DOES CPR) 

Blare: AGHHHHHH GET OFFA ME! AHHHHH! 

Snowy: Sry, les go. 

All: Okay. (Half of them get onto the other's back) 

Eve: Okay...32569284993

Fleur: >:/

Blare: :O

Snowy: :??

Eve: ONE GO! 

All: (race off) 

Me: MOM WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?! 

My mom: BOWLING TIME! (Rolls ball) 

All: AGHHHHHHH (FAINTS)

Eve: Uhh...RED CARD..?

Me: (slaps forehead) 

Eve: BLARE! 

All: (wake up) WTH JUST HAPPENED?! 

Eve: Uhh...she got a red card..?

Blare: ANOTHER ITEM OFF MY BUCKET LIST! 

Eve: Let me see ur bucket list pls. 

ME BUCKET LIST

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-eat dinner for breakfast :p

-party

-see my gf give someone's mom get a red card after going shopping and then bowling

Eve: Uhh...nvr mind

Blare: The next 100000000000 pages are -find Eve. 

Eve: O-okay..?

Me: Okay mom. Bye. 

Thunder: YO MAMA! GOT A RED CARD!!

My mom: (slaps thunder)

Eve: ANOTHER RED CARD!

My mom: (walks away)






The end. Now...you can hear how I roasted a random adult. 

RL

Me: So my friend asked me to get some change for her 2$ bill. And I was like "You should give her a five cause 2's are so rare." They were like "I'm so much smarter than you kid, no way." And I said "Oh yeah? What's pie?" He was naming all the numbers when I cut him off and said "No, it's something that you eat." He walks away. He's annoyed how a kid could roast him.Lol. Now the end (TRUE STORY)

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