Dare #25!

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Heyo! I'm gonna make a dare! My dare is "Yeah that was kinda chaotic, I dare them to...have a talent show!" Uhh...this is a bad idea :o...

Thunder: Duo's/trios/solos right?

Me: Yeah. 

Vapor: AY! LES GO! 

Me: Starts at 5:00! 

Lightning: 5:00?! IT IS 5:00!!!>:O

Me: (slaps forehead) 5:00 PM!!!! 

lightning: :O

Me: Get to work.

Later...(at 5:00)

Lightning: ME NO REDY! :OOOOOOOO

Me: TOO BAD! 😑 

Thunder: Yay.

Me: First up is...THUNDER AND LIGHTNING! 

Thunder: HEY GUYS! 

Audience: YEAH?!

Thunder and Lightning: GUESS WHAT!!

Audience: WHAT?! 

Both: STAND UP COMEDY SKIT!

Audience: WHYYYYYY?!?!NOOOOOOOOO!

Me: Okay...and here is their skit! 

Thunder: JAR JAR?! 

Lightning (Jar jar binx from star wars): ME JAR JAR! 

Thunder (His mom): GO TO UR ROOM! 

Jarjar: NO! I WEFUSE! >:(

Mom: GO. TO. YOUR. ROOM!!!!

Jarjar: WAAAAAAAA! NO mOmMY

Mom: (YEETS into room).

Both: (bows)

Audience: (starts dying bc the act.) 

Me: Uhh...that was...I-interesting? .-.

Both: HA!

Me: Next up...are Thunder and Ribbons! And Lightning! (Take 2) 

Trio: HELLO! HERE IS OUR! I NEED A DOCTOR! MEME. 

Me: Uh oh. This is bad...

Ribbons: I NED A DOCTOOR! 

Thunder: Y? Ima doctor! 

Ribbons: THIS MAN IS DYING! HE...IS HAVING A HEART ATTACK! 

Lightning: What..? 

Ribbons: SHUT IT!

Lightning: Uhh...okay? (Shrugs)

Thunder: IM A DOCTOOOOOOR IN ROASTING! 

Ribbons: HE WILL DIE! 

Lightning: I WILL?!

Ribbons: SHH! 

Lightning: AGHHHHHH I DONT WANNA DIE! (Runs off stage) 

Ribbons: (dies)

Thunder: WE ARE ALL GONNNA DIIIEEEEEEEEEE AGGHHHHSHWQJIQOWSIJDJDMDMMVNVBCBBXKXKZOSPPWJji''kdiwiwujiwiwidujdksowoqowkkdkdm991927$))->{£}_]¥{

Audience: Bruh. 

Me: Uhh...medic?

Thunder: ME DOCTORRRRRRR! 

Me: THUNDER!!GO!

Thunder: OKIIIIII (Grabs ribbons) 

 Me: Next up is doctor Mario. 

Mario: ITSA MIA MARIO! 

Me: Can u give me aspirin???

Mario (blare): No. my patient here (Luigi) 

Eve: Uhh? Wasn't I peach?

Mario: oh ye! It's pp! 

Pp: HELP MEH! 

Mario: What happened! 

Pp: I-I got yo mama captured! 

Mario: BOWSER?!

Bowser: I AM YOUR FATHER MARIO!!!>:P

Mario: (dies) 

Me: Okay! Next up is...Sparkle and Sonic! Singing??

Sonic: I-can't.

Sparkle: Okay...this is sing 3! Everyone? 

Eeveelutions: Hi! 

Johnny(blare): ME GO TO COLLEGE

Mr moon (Sonic): NOPE. 

Johnny: 😭 waaa 😭 

 Mina (sparkle): WHERE ME BF?!?!

Elephant (Fleur): I AM YO MAMA! 

all of eeveelutions: (die) 

Me: The end! Thx for reading.

Fleur: WHO WOULD EVER READ?!



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