Dare 40

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Yay. We have a dareeeeeeee the dare is from JanjaHyena2 (CHECK OUT THEIR BOOKS). The dare is "Okay, how bout this. I dare them to battle against a Shadow Alpha Flareon. In case you're wondering, Shadow Alpha Flareon is the Final boss in my idea for a Pokemon Platforming Game made by Shigeru Miyamoto and GameFreak. I know it'll never happen, but it's be cool to have a Pokemon Platforming Game that's basically a Mario Game in disguise. The only problem in how both Shigeru Miyamoto and GameFreak are gonna incooroporate Mario's Moves; Wall Jumps, Triple Jumps, Ground Pound, etc. To the Pokemon."

Me: Ok. LES DO THIS. Guys, we're gonna go hiking. 

Blare: Yay! 

Eve: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Bruh. Can we not? 

Me: Oh yeah, true. Let's just go on a walk. 

Eve: Ugh fine. 

Snowy: (yawns) ugh. Ok...

Fleur: IVE BEEN UP FOR HOURS LET GO! :D :D :D :D

Me: way to much caffeine...

Fleur: YUP! I TRANK 15 CUPS!

Me: drank.

Fleur: THAS WHAT ME SAID! HAHHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHE

Me: and how much candy?

Fleur: IDK, BUT SRY I STTOLE URS BLARE! HAHAHAHAHAHHEHEHEHEHE!

Blare: why...(starts to cry softly) i like candy...WAHHHHHHHHH

Eve: (slaps forehead)

Sonic: (slaps blare) 

Sparkle: (slaps Fleur)

All: (slaps everyone) 

Sparkle: ow

Eve: ow

All: OW WAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAWHWHAYHAHAYAYYWHYYYYYYWHYYYYYYYYYYYYWAHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYY

Me: COME ON! 

They walk outside into the woods

Eve: Bruh how am i, ME, WITH CRUTCHES, faster then all of your speed combined. 

Me: OH! OH! WE HAVE A NEW DARE! LES DO TWO DARES! THE DARE IS "Congrats! You are almost at 1k reads! Btw i dare sylveon to carry umbreon on her back for a whole day" from @Gfmffnegff! Ty! Ima wake a 1k special soon! (Once we hit it)

Eve: WE GET IT! SHEESH! no offense @Gfmffnegff

Ribbons: Uh, like no. 

Sonic: sus bro. I thought u were cool, not MAKIN ME DO TAHT! SHEELLL DROP MEH IN TWO SECONDS. no offense u two. 

Ribbons: (picks him up) OH YEA-

???: RARRARARARR! 

Eve: what. is. THAT?!?! AGHHHHHHHHHH! 

Blare: stay calm stay calm stay calm AGHHHHHHHH! (Fire shoots everywhere)

Eve: Ow. 

Blare: sorry! 

Eve: it fine :3 it was an accident

Blare: yup! :3

Thunder: CUT THE MUSHY STUFF! 

Lightning: YEAH! 

???: I AM SHADOW FLAREON AND YOU SHALL DI! 

Eve: d i e. 

Shadow Flareon (SF): Huh?

Eve: D I E

Sf: RARRARAR! (uses ground pound) 

Eve: OW! MI LEG! 

(Tree falls on Eve) 

Eve: UGH! GO GET HIM! HURRY!

Blare: (uses Ember) 

SF: NO! ( uses triple jump to escape and lands on Blare's head )

Blare: ugh. (Faints) 

Eve: BLARE! 

SF: WILL U TWO SHUT UP! (Repeats to Eve)

Eve: owwww (faints) 

Lightning: THAT IS MY CUZ U JERK! EVERYONE! QUICK! 

All but Blare and Eve: (uses mega attack combining all strengths) 

Ribbons: my back hurts. (Puts Sonic down) 

Me: YOU FAILED THE DARE! HAHAHAHAHAHhahHahHhHhhaaaaaaaAGHAHAHAHHAHAH! :DDDD >:D NPW U MUSY DO A HARDER DARE. BOTH OF U. GMF U CAN SEND IT FOR 1K VIEWS. MAYAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! 

Ribbons: Ughhhhhhhh. (Faints from exhaustion) 

Thunder: ribbons! 

Ribbons: (snores) (drools)

Thunder: ew. (Runs off)

Me: wait. Where is SF...

SF: I WILL RETURN SOON! 

Me: No. (yeets rock at him) 

SF: no. (Runs out of the woods and disappears)

Me: well that's over. finally. 

All: agreed. 


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