Dare 37!

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WE GOT A DAREEEEEEE! btw never read Eeveelution squad...

Thunder: BRUH. HOW?! 

Vapor: YE HOW! 

Ribbons: Wow! And we thought you were cool! 

Me: whatever, the dare is "Is this book still being updated? If so, than I got a dare. Do any of you know what the Eeveelution Squad is? If so, than I dare everyone read my "The Curse of Were-zuli" book and give their honest opinion on it. Let's just say, Crystal doesn't break the 4th wall in this story. Everyone else does though. Can't let Crystal have all the glory."

Sent by JanjaHyena2

Me: Bad news. I'm won't listen to anything that's "mature" ⊙﹏⊙ (emoticon central ⊙﹏⊙) DONT SUE ME EMOTICON CENTRAL. FULL CREDIT OF ⊙﹏⊙!

Vapor: Bruh. Are you like, five? 

Me: DONT TELL THEM HOW OLD I AM (I'm not five, I'm six ¬‿¬) 

Thunder: bro I bet like, half the people here can't read mature books or something. 

Me: WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK ( ⚆ _ ⚆ )

Elevator music plays...

Lightning: WHERE IS THE ELEVATOR! 

Vapor: I NEED A DOCTOR! 

Thunder: THIS AGAIN?! WITH A NEW COMMENTER?! 

Vapor: Yup. 

Thunder: fine...

Me: 3...2...1... ACTION!

Thunder: LALALALA! 

Me: CUT! NO SINGING! 

Lightning: I wanna go to the bathroom. 

Me: CUT! HURRY UP! 

Five hours later...(yes, Lightning was on his phone in the bathroom for 5 hours. We got a battering ram.) 

Me: action. 

Vapor: JOE MAMA! 

Me: UR NOT ON DA SET! CUT! 

Five more painful hours of "CUT!".  (-_-* )

Me: 🥱 zzz

Thunder: CUT! 

Me: HUH?! ACTION! 

Ribbons: Help! I need a doctor! 

Thunder: I'm a doctor! What's wrong! 

Ribbons: THIS MAN IS HAVING A HEART ATTACK! 

Lightning: I am..?

Ribbons: SHUT UP YOU SHOULD BE SLEEPING! 

Lightning: OH YAY ME TIRED! 

Thunder: me doctor in roasting. 

Me: (-_-* )

Ribbons: WE ALL GONNA DIE! 

Thunder: oh, I already died while listening to you. 

All: (dies). 

Thunder: Worst. Chapter. Ever. YOU DIDNT EVEN DO THE DARE! 

Me: FINE! BYE! 

Thunder: where. 

Me: READ IT! I CANT BUT U CAN! 

Thunder: FINE! (Grumbles) 

Me:Oh right. You can't read, oops. ¬‿¬ 


The end I hope.  Sorry for the bad attempt of me doing the dare. 

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