Yo. Here is a dare
"I dare all of them to play Cricket (The Game, not the insect)Do you know what Cricket is?"Yep. I do know, just to clarify, lookin it up! Thank you JanjaHyena2, our newest commenter. BRB.Back for 1 sec, let's see, we have...Snowy, Fleur, Blare, Lightning, Thunder, Eve, Vapor, Ribbons, Me, Sonic, and Sparkle. That's 11. We are gonna do teams of 11 with 11 cpus (rl ones). THE RULES ARE SO CONFUSING. LET START THO.
Me: We got this!
Vapor: not.
Blare: ye, no way anyone's good at this.
All but Eve: Yeah.
Eve: uh yeah...sure.
Me: Definitely LES BEAT EM >:-)
3 2 1 go!
Eve: We start with bowling.
Me: uh. Ok.
Blare: ME BOWL!
Thunder: BUT I WANNA!
Blare: NO >:[
Vapor: SHUTIT.
Blare: NO >:[
Eve: I will smack you both.
Blare: WAHH 😭
Eve: 🙄
Me: I'm bowling.
(Bowls)
(Hit the wicket) Me: YES!
Ref: YURRRR OUTTA HERE!
CPU 1: Yeah right (throws the bat)
(Bat hits my foot)
Me: AGH! HELP. MEDIC! IM DIYNG!
Doctor: HI EVERYBODY!
Me: (weakly) hi dr. nick...
Doctor: U WILL NEVER PLAY CRICKET AGAIN!
Me: no!
Doctor: for now.
Me: yay.
Doctor: Unless you can stand.
Me: yeah no I'll never play again. (Army crawls to bench) (falls asleep after 5 minutes) zzz
Blare: I'll bowl!
Thunder: nope! (Yeets the ball at Blare)
Blare: (dodges) oops.
(The ball hits my foot)
Me: zz-AGHHZHHSSHHKSZHQIOQPXPOAKMAMXMBCB(Kk:#9:-"194)$9481898$874)8$9&90&]¥€{{|{]¥<<¥<§<>§]§[^¥[£[<€>£|>!¥!>:|819$ Zzz...
Thunder: bruh.
An hour later...
Ref: SWITCH SIDES!
??? (Bowler): He he he...
Ribbons ( batter ): uh...
Bowler: (throws) oops. :D
(Hits Ribbons in the face)
Ribbons: (passes out) ow.
Thunder: WHY U LITTLE! (Hits a home run)
Ref: yeah u just get 10 points.
Thunder: (smirks)
Fielder: (trips Thunder) whoops!
Thunder: agh! (Dies)
Medic: (takes all 10 injured players to the bench. Yes, 7 other players on my team were injured.) Gl!
Eve: I'm the last one. Welp, I'm really good at cricket. So yeah. (Bowls and hits the wicket, does this for the next 10 players.) :D
Blare: go eve...
Eve: (sighs) I got this. (Hits a home run)
Ref: TEN POINTS!
Fielder: WHOOPS! (Tries to trip Eve)
Eve: Uh, no. (Moves)
Fielder: (falls)
Eve: (Hits 10 more home runs, then gets out) I'm above by one point, if they hit a home run...I'll lose. (Bowls)
Batter: HA! (Hits it really hard) Thanks for the easy win. (Trips Eve)
Eve: NOPE! (runs to the wall, climbs and makes the catch, while falling.) OW!
Blare: EVE!
Eve: OW!
Me: Rip Eve.
Eve: RUDE! WE JUST WON!
Medic: Come.
Eve: (goes to er with medic)
Later...
Eve: great.
Me: nice cast! and crutches!
Eve: shut up.
Blare: lol.
Eve: you to.
Eve has a broken leg
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