y/n be like 💀 (slander) [DISCONTINUED!?!]
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    Y/N wants to date her crush Jake! But he doesn't like Y/N! So on her way to getting a relationship, she stereotypes every dang style doing so. Find out what happens next in this quirky Y/N slander! Oh yeah, there's character growth in it as well. Ha...

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    1. Roasting Y/N

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    Note: Y/N WILL stereotype everyone and everyTHING in this story. This is just a slander, don't get offended. Its literally just Y/N trying to change for Jake and failing miserably 
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    H-h-h-hi! I'm Y/N! Ignoring the fact that you can have whatever attributes, I have blonde hair and blue eyes! My crush is Jake. He n-never n-n-notices me though...
    I w-w-wake up, have breakfast, and go to school with the girliest walk ever
    When I walk in, I so so coincidentally notice Jake in the halls! I immediately pick a locker right next to his. "H-hi Jakey!" I say "What do you want." Jakey poo replies. "I-I-I-I-" I stutter cutely so Jake thinks I'm cute. "Stop stuttering, you sound goofy." Jake says. "W-would you like to go out with me?" I ask. "Absolutely not. One, you sound like a pick me. Two, you stutter too much. Listen, I get that you want to be cute, but just spit that sentence out already. Three, Y/N doesn't always have to be a basic girl. Just make them non-binary for reader's sake. Four. I just broke the fourth wall. Please, let me get to my next class and don't call me Jakey poo." Jake says. I tear up and start crying like the little baby I am. "B-but Jake!" I weep. 
    Once I finish my school day, I run upstairs and cry. "Y-y-y-y-y-y-y-you know what! I'm going emo! This day sucks!" I stutter. I sneak out, dye my hair black, get emo outfits, get accessories and chains, style my hair emo, get some makeup like black lipstick, other necessities and somehow have the money to pay for all of it in the span of one day. 
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    IM SO SORRY BCBSXBSNSNXNns
    no but like if people write Y/N like this I will literally cry and go emo like emily pick me in this story
    
                            
    
                                no but like if people write Y/N like this I will literally cry and go emo like emily pick me in this story
                            
                              
                              
                                
                                  
                                  
                                
                              
                             
                            
    
                            
    
                              
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    *casually somehow makes sense*
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