Snow // Willas Tyrell // Oberyn Martell

47. He is a MONSTER

Tainted // Tyrion Lannister is out now!

'Looks like a dull reading.' Bronn remarked.

'you think all reading is still dull reading.' Tyrion reminded him

'That is an opinion I share with some of the finest men I know.'

'The history of the seven kingdoms was written in these pages.' Tyrion told him.

'Mr. twat Beard has written a bunch of numbers to hide what he's really up to?' Bronn questioned.

'Unless he made it all up.' Tyrion agreed 'yes Podrick do keep up.' Tyrion said as Podrick wield a stack of books, in a cart behind them. 'podrick.'

'coming my lord.'

'After a long conversation with my colleague ser Bronn I have finally found a suitable reward for my services don't worry what you consider might be reasonable tell me pod...' Tyrion pushed open the door 'have you ever been with a woman?'

'No my Lord.' Podrick answered

'Genna specializes in first time.' Tyrion said.

'She's not bad with second time was either.' Bronn said as a naked woman was revealed behind the bed

'My Lord?' Podrick said confused

'Fair enough payment for my would be killers face don't you think?' Tyrion went on 'Now as it happens Bree is quite a spear handler herself.' another naked woman a red head this time 'she's here to thank you for being by my side as the battle raged all around you.'

'He is handsome you didn't tell me he is handsome.' bree said

'And Kelly is here from famous from here to the Valantis.' Tyrion told him. 'she is one of four women in the world who can perform Amiranes mount.' The woman started to contort acrobatics in front of Podrick

'My Lord she is...'

'She is here to thank you for being A respectful fellow who has never once failed to address me as my Lord.' Tyrion put a pouch of gold down 'be back in time for my supper.' Tyrion said

'Brace yourself lad.' Bronn said as they walked out pushing the books.

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'For years I have heard that little finger is a magician.' Tyrion said looking over the books 'whenever the crown needs money he rubbed his hands together and poof there was gold.'

''Let me guess he is not a magician.' Bronn said

'No.' Tyrion agreed

'Is he stealing it?'

'Worse he is borrowing it.' Tyrion informed him

'And what's wrong with that?' Bronn questioned.

'We cannot afford to pay it back that is what's wrong with it.' Tyrion told him. 'Plus the crown owes millions to my father.' Tyrion added.

'Well it is his grandson's ass sitting on the throne so I suppose he will forgive the crown of his debts?' Bronn suggested picking up random objects around the room Tyrion watched him.

'Forgive the debt? My father?' Tyrion scoffed 'yet the world of money he is strangely naïve.'

'I've never borrowed money before I'm not clear on the rules.' Bronn told him them.

'Well,' Tyrion cleared his throat as Bronn examined another object around the room. Tyrion was getting annoyed at his nosiness. 'the basic principle is I lend you money and after an agreed-upon time you return it with interest.'