Cookie run x reader as HELLUVA BOSS EPISODES!

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~•{so yeah}•~

(Episode 7. Characters: Almond Cookie and Latte Cookie [mentions of you])

Almond and Latte were tied up in a chair with rough ropes around them, as they both argued then stopped... Latte saw some kind of gas that somewhat tells some... Truth?

Almond: well uh... Just ask me something specific, I wouldn't normally tell you

Latte: ok uhhh... Does Y/n ever peg you?

Almond: Sometimes... *Smiles in a goofy way then realization* WAIT EW FUCK- WHY THAT?!

Latte: heh I knew it~ (I am gonna tell y/n abt this 🌝🌝🌝)

(Episode 3. Characters: Sparkling Cookie, Vampire Cookie, and you)

Summary: Vampire got charged at a fish monster then you saved him while you let him free as Sparkling holds him bridal style as you fight the monster

Vampire: I love that woman...

Sparkling: eh she totally pegs you, doesn't she? 🌝

*After fighting the fish monster as you went onto shore and dried yourself out*

You: is Vamp ok?!

Sparkling:Oh yeah... *Drops Vamp* he's fine

Vamp: *angry vampire noises and burps*

You: *carries and hugs Vamp*

Vamp: this is funny-... I am soooooooooooooo drinky~

You giggled as you hugged Vamp closely as he was drunkenly happy

(Season 2: Episode 1(?). Characters: Young! Y/n, Y/n's father also mentions of a random prince)

Summary: Your father wants you to be engaged to a prince (this is a meme from the Clotted cream x Royal! Reader btw)

Your dad: you are now engaged too! Congratulations, isn't he charming? *Shows a pic with a little prince strangling a poor cakehound*

You: *cries like Stolas*

Your dad: oh... That's an ugly noise, Y/n! Here *pats head 2x* how abt you see THIS bitch crying?

You: *cries even more*

Your dad: oh? That usually works?

(Season 2: Episode 1(?). Characters: Dark Cacao Cookie, Your force-to-be-married husband, and you)

As Dark Cacao tried to sneak out after he kissed your forehead then went to get dressed as he went for the rope to get let down... Or so as he thought which he fell and forgot to get the rope which he felt a cake mug around him as you woke up and went onto your balcony outside to see what was happening

Dark Cacao: Sorry I fucked your wife *runs away but hides on the gates*

Your forced husband: what... THE FUCK WAS THAT, Y/N?!

You: That... Was the sound... Of a... FUCKING DIVORCE! *you then laughed off... Wanna know how many times Dark Cacao fucked you while your husband was away?*

(Episode: Pilot. Characters: Espresso Cookie, Latte Cookie, and you)

Espresso: well nobody even likes your magic!

You: I like it...?

Espresso: Do not- do not agree with her Infront of me....

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Espresso: Can you stop spying on us outside of work?

You: C'mon sweetie! It's not a big of a deal! *Smiles gently*

Espresso: excuse me... WHAT?

*Last month ago...*

Espresso: Hey hunny, can you get me the butter?

You: *opens fridge* sure sweetie 😊

Latte: Spoiler alert! *Gives melted butter* the butter's spoiled!

You giggled as Espresso turned around

Espresso: what's funny, hunny?-

Latte: Really impressive work here and taking care of your wife~ *wink wink*

Espresso: WHAT THE- WHY ARE YOU IN OUR FRIDGE?!

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You: Are you trying to crush cream puff's dreams, Espresso?

Espresso: i- what?

You: I thought I knew you~

You teased him as he just blushed red

(Episode: 4. Characters: Lilac Cookie, Scorpion Cookie, and you)

Lilac cut off the rope that attached with stones inside as it hits the enemy... You fall off but Lilac caught you in time as both of you looked at each other with lustful looks then started french kissing each other as you pull out a gun and started to shoot for everything around

As for Scorpion on a top of a destruction part of a abandoned place as she was going to aim the other enemies but she noticed your bra and Lilac's waist belt as she looked at it in confused disbelief

{Okie that's all I could think of}

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