i decided i feel like i'm on crack today, so here's a oneshot of the serobaku head cannon from three chapters ago.
enjoy this shitty piece of literature that i'm writing while i'm kinda sick ☺️
(i know very little spanish, so i used google translate for the spanish parts. pls don't be offended if a translation is wrong, i don't mean to offend anyone in any way. thank you.)
(random)
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On a beautiful, sunny day, the sky is a bright, stunning blue, the clouds just barely popping up here and there to create a nice contrast of the sky and clouds, the sun shining brightly, spreading its warmth over the city. The bright green leaves rustle slightly from the light wind, and the city is calm, quiet, relaxed.
The peaceful silence is interrupted by a loud, angry yell.
From none other than Katsuki Bakugo.
Why is he yelling?, you may be thinking.
Well, let's rewind to about 3 weeks ago...
(3 weeks ago...)
"Okay, so "friend" is "amigo"," Sero explained. Bakugo scoffed.
"I already fuckin' know that, Tape Face. That's common knowledge. Do something more challenging."
"Hey, don't call me Tape Face! I'm your boyfriend! Show at least a bit of respect!" Sero protested. Bakugo rolled his eyes.
"Fine, then I can at least call you Spiderman."
"Nope."
"Square-Toothed Idiot?"
"Worse than the last two."
"Okay, Hanta, whatever, just get on with it!" Bakugo exclaimed. Sero smiled.
"Yay!"
(Fast-forward back to the present, brought to you by me :) )
"Perra tonta! Te dije que haría comida yo mismo!" Bakugo yelled, ears practically smoking with anger, as he angrily surveyed the mess Kirishima had made in the kitchen trying to make breakfast.
"Bakubro, I know you're mad, but,... what does that mean?..." Kirishima asked nervously, half scared, half dumbfounded by Bakugo's sudden fluency in Spanish.
"Maldito estúpido idiota..." Bakugo muttered, grabbing a roll of paper towel to clean up the splatter of pancake batter.
Then Mina walked into the kitchen slowly, rubbing the sleep out of her eyes. She yawned and groaned at being woken up.
"Kats... what the actual fuck are you yelling about at 8:30 in the morning?..." Mina asked tiredly. Bakugo huffed and continued vigorously cleaning up the mess of batter.
Nobody noticed Sero in the corner, doubled over and biting his fist to stifle the tremendous laughter fighting to escape his mouth.
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and that's that! as i said, i'm kinda sick, so this stupid idea came to mind. hope y'all enjoyed. if you know spanish and i got a translation wrong, don't be afraid to tell me :).
have a good day/night!
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