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ℂℍ𝔸ℙ𝕋𝔼ℝ 𝟙𝟟

(Recap)

But most importantly ...

𝕋𝕚𝕞𝕖 𝕥𝕠 𝕤𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕦𝕟𝕔𝕝𝕖

(End of Recap)
You had now made it to the new world and met a giant that can shrink to be smaller than the average person and helped her get her father back from the navy and then Luffy fought some random guy that hates pirates.

You had arrived at punk hazard where the fight between the two admirals happened and you went with Zoro, Ussopp, Robin, and Luffy to go see who sent the distress call on the snail.

"Damn it's hot" you said taking off your shirt only leaving your bra. "Indeed" Robin said. Ussopp stopped and stood frozen in shock "It can't be!" he exclaimed.

"Woah is that a..."  you said. "No way" Zoro said. "I've only seen those in myths" Robin said. "It's a....Dragon" you all say together. You and Luffy look at the Dragon in awe. "We could keep it as a pet" "We could cook it and eat it for lunch" you and Luffy say at the same time. "No way we're cooking such a precious being!" You say. "Uh huh" Luffy says crossing his arms. "No!" You say "yes!" Luffy says. You both bicker back and fourth until Ussopp stops you.

"We have better things to worry about like how it's about kill us!" He said crying. You were all running away from the dragon when suddenly. "Guys! I heard it say something" Ussopp said. "it was probably just your imagination" Zoro said. "No, I heard it too" you said.

Luffy jumped on top of the dragon and heard the dragon talk too. He almost fell off the dragon but fortunately was able to climb back on and when he did he saw legs sticking up from inside the dragon.

"Hey guys! Someone's stuck in here" Luffy said jumping down.

"Giant hammer!" You threw your boomerang up in the air and caught it when it was in its giant hammer form. You then used the hammer to knock out the dragon and switched your hammer back into a boomerang placing it in your pocket. "So now can we-" before you could finish your sentence you looked at the dragon to see Zoro had sliced it into pieces and Luffy was trying to pull the person out.

"Seriously Zoro!" You said. "Sorry Y/n" Zoro said.
"Guys look!!" Luffy shouted. You looked over to see a pair of legs and no torso. "Ahhhh" Ussopp screamed in terror. "What. Is. That!" You said shocked. "It looks like legs" Zoro responded. "How did it get stuck to that dragon?!" You asked. "That's a good question" Zoro said.

Luffy connected the legs to his own. "Yayy now I have two pairs of legs" he said smiling as he ran around. "Luffy, what the hell..." you said shaking your head in disappointment. "Get that thing off of you!....it could be....haunted!" Ussopp said hiding behind you.

You laughed at him. "You really think pair of legs could be haunted. Let me guess, Next your gonna say that somehow his body got chopped into pieces but he somehow stayed alive" you laughed some more. You turned to Ussopp who had stopped hiding behind you looking at you angrily. "Fine...fine...sorry" you said still laughing a little bit.

Luffy ran off with his pair of legs and then he found a centaur and became friends with him. "Your just like me!" The centaur said. "Yeah, we're just alike!" Luffy laughed as he linked arms with the centaur.

Luffy introduced his new friend to the three of you. "Luffy, What is that?" You said backing away. "It looks like a...Centaur?" Robin said. "In a way" the centaur responded. "He's my friend!" Luffy said happily. You felt a shiver go down your back 'can this place get any weirder' you thought. "And you thought I was the scared one" Ussopp said smirking. You just rolled your eyes.

once Luffy and the Centaur got done racing he got a message on his transponder snail. "i don't see the intruders. i only see a guy and his friends but he has two  sets of legs so he one of ours." he responded back. "you idiot! they're not with us, they're pirates!" the guy on the snail said. "what!" the centaur said in horror.

"you imposter!" the centaur said attacking Luffy with his club. "Stop it! I thought we were friends" Luffy said. "Luffy right, How odd, weren't they just friends a minute ago?" Robin questioned. "I knew that....that...thing couldn't be trusted" you said in disgust.

Luffy knocked out the centaur and then another centaur with giraffe legs came and started trying to attack Luffy which Robin happily took care of.

"This place is funky" You said. "Y/n's right, i have a bad feeling about this place. first that weird  bird lady and then the dragon with the talking legs and the centaurs." Ussopp said scared. "Don't worry guys all of this is fake." you said. Luffy huffed "how do you know?" he replied.

"If there's one thing my uncle taught me that I actually remember it is to...

ℕ𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕣𝕦𝕤𝕪 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕤 𝕗𝕣𝕠𝕞 𝕗𝕒𝕚𝕣𝕪 𝕥𝕒𝕚𝕝𝕤"