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ℂℍ𝔸ℙ𝕋𝔼ℝ 𝟚𝟘

(Recap)

                     "Now that that's done,

𝕃𝕖𝕥'𝕤 𝕘𝕠 𝕗𝕚𝕟𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝕠𝕗 𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕔𝕣𝕖𝕨."

(End Recap)
Luffy kidnaps the centaur named brown beard and you all ride him. You and your group all venture further onto the island and suddenly you see a familiar face. "Is that?...Law?" You think to yourself, but before you can even utter the words Luffy yells "Traffy!" and waves to him. "What's he doing here?" Robin asks. "It's Traffy, He helped me out back at the battle of marine ford." Luffy said with a smile. "Yeah he's not all that bad once you get to know him." You say thinking back to two years ago when you everything happened and he let you and Luffy come onto his ship and even patched both of your wounds. "I don't trust him, what are you doing out here anyway?" Zoro asked. "Yeah what could he possibly be doing?"Robin added. "I'm gonna go talk to him." Luffy said hopping off of brown beards back. "Fine then I'll go too." You say getting off as well.

The two of you run up to him. "Long time no see, Law." You said trying to suppress a smile. "Yeah, I didn't expect to run into you! You saved me back then, Thank you." Luffy said, a cheeky grin on his face, he smile faded when he looked around and didn't see his crew. "Hey wait...where's your crew." Luffy asked but Law completely ignored that question. "Looks like the two of you pulled through after all. I'm glad my treatment worked but you don't have to thank me. I did it on a whim, we're not friends." Law said coldly. "Yeah but you still saved us." You said. "Yep! But even if we're not crew mates or friends, you still saved me and Y/n two years ago and that's enough for me." Luffy said, his smile still as wide as ever.

Suddenly marines started running towards us and that's when you realized smoker, a marine general was out cold on the ground. Tashigi dropped down and held him, "Smoker she yelled. The rest of the marines also yelled things along the lines of "Oh no Smoker," "Will he be alright!" and "We'll get revenge for this!"

"Hey! Long time no see?" Luffy yelled out to Tashigi which had you shocked. "Uh Luffy those aren't friends, those are marines." You said trying to stop him from drawing attention to the two of you which the marines hadn't seemed to have noticed yet. "What? You don't have any friends that are marines?" He questioned. "Why would I?" You said. Luffy was about to speak when Tashigi started running after Law and yelling "I'll kill you!!" Law used his power and made them both pass out. "No way he you just killed them." You said. "Not quite." He said. The marines started running towards us, "alright it's time to go guys!" Ussop said as dramatic as usual. "Wait, but I got a question for you." Luffy said. "Towards the lab, you'll find what you're looking for around back." Law said like he had somehow read Luffy's mind. "See you two soon, we all have things we need to get back. Isn't that right, Y/n?" He said walking away before you could respond. "Huh, what'd that mean." Luffy asked. You looked down at the snow and didn't respond just shook your head no.

The two of you ran back over to brown beard and got back on his back. The marines started to shoot at you all but you were to far away.
After a little bit you all reach the rest of your crew. "Hey! Hey!" Luffy says happily. "Why's the jackass cook prancing around like that?" Zoro asked. Suddenly Franky knocks out Nami leaving all of you shocked. Soon you find a place to sit and the rest of the crew tells all of you about what happened and how they've all swapped body's thanks to Law. They also surprisingly have a talking head which goes to the legs that you all found earlier. Luffy groans. "Aww I can't be centaur anymore." He says. "Luffy you can't just become a centaur." You try to explain. "Yeah, you weren't even one to begin with so you can't be over here pouting because you aren't one anymore." Usopp says matter-of-factly. "How very odd." Robin said.

Soon enough Nami...I mean Sanji I'm Nani's body wakes up. Chopper who is in Sanji's body asks him if he's okay. "Yeah I'm okay." Sanji said. "I just had this weird dream about a river that flowed between giant boobs." Chopper who's in Sanji's body gasps, "Really! That's what you're dreaming about?" He says. "Oh yeah, we're gonna need everyone to tell us who's who." Luffy said.

Chopper stepped up, "Alright I'm Franky, if anyone gets hurt I'm completely useless." He said. Sanji stepped up next, "Chopper here, if you have any medical concerns come to me." He said. Next Franky stepped up, "This is Nami, not Franky. Don't ask me to shoot laser beams, light up, or really anything." She said with a sigh. Finally Nami stood up. "And I'm Nami!" Sanji who's in Nani's body said, opening his jacket and showing off "his" boobs. "Defile my body again, I dare you!" Nami said. "No wait! Don't hurt Nami again, she's too pretty." Sanji said. "Yeah another attack like that would be suicide." Chopper yelled. Nami got out a notebook and a crayon and started writing, "Touch me and you get a fine, one hundred thousand berries. No, make it 2 hundred." She said. "No but what about my dream?!" Sanji whined. Ussop and Luffy were both rolling on the floor laughing. "Shut up! You wouldn't be laughing if it were you." Nami yelled and the two of them stopped laughing.

A little later Ussop found a piece of paper and wrote some stuff down on it. "Alright so let's get this straight. This head and these legs belong to a Wano Samurai." Ussop said, "and that distress signal we heard was actually meant for the big boss crocitaur and was sent by his men. Turns out our sliced up Samurai pal did some slicing of his own." Ussop finished. "Yes but it was only to save my son Mominoske." The samurai said. "There were other kids and I guess your son could be one of them but I don't know." One of the kids said.
"And then what happened?" Zoro asked. "The man we encountered, him! The one with the cold eyes and the silly cap who bears the name warlord." The samurai said. "Wait what?" You ask. "Traffy? He's a warlord now?" Luffy asks. "Yes, we'll a lot can change in two years." Robin said. "I guess so." You said. "He sliced me up into three parts. My torso stayed where it was but he put my head in the facility and then my legs got run off my a foul beast." The samurai said. "Wait so if it was only your legs then how did we hear you talk?" You asked. "Oh it's quite simple. I used my farts, it's a technique I taught myself. See." The samurai then started farting and cornered your nose. "It didn't smell that bad when we were outside." Luffy said. "Next time I just won't ask." You said.

"You wanna hear funny story. You just have a head and legs and the guy I was fighting with only had a torso." Brooke said. "Dumbass! It's his torso." Zoro said. "Where is my torso? We must go there at once." The samurai said.

"I guess chill time is over then, ugh." You say, Robin chuckles.

"𝕀 𝕘𝕦𝕖𝕤𝕤 𝕤𝕠."