America's Ass?
Hey, you wanna play two
truths and a lie?You
SureAmerica's Ass?
Cool, you go firstYou
My parents are alive, I have
met all the Avengers and I gave
Wilbur the name he is most known
byAmerica's Ass?
I think the lie is
You have met all the Avengers?You
NopeAmerica's Ass?
You gave Wilbur the name he is
most known by?You
I did do thatAmerica's Ass?
YOU'RE PARENTS ARE DEAD?
Holy crap I'm sorryYou
It's whatever
You're turnAmerica's Ass?
I'm half Irish, I've never been
out of America, and the entire
internet thinks I'm dating someone
that I'm notYou
You have been out of AmericaAmerica's Ass?
That's is trueYou
Dude, that last things happening
to me tooAmerica's Ass?
It's literally so annoying, right?You
Yup
That's true, Mr. AssAmerica's Ass?
Mr. Ass?
Wait I forgot you don't know
my nameYou
Well you don't know mine either
If you pinky promise it, and
tell me your name I'll tell you mine
You just can't share itAmerica's Ass?
I pinky promise it
I'm SteveYou
And I'm Y/N
So Steve, you better not betray
my trust and tell anyone my nameSteve
I'm not planning on it
You just can't tell anyone my nameYou
No really?
I thought that was obviousSteve
HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR
YOUR ELDERSYou
1. You can't possibly be super
old
2. A lot of my elders don't respect
me so why should I respect them?Steve
You bring up a pretty good
pointYou
N e ways, back to the gameSteve
It's your turn I thinkYou
Right
I have only gone to school in
eastern England, the reason I'm not active
in the military anymore is because
of an American organization called
SHIELD, I can lick my noseSteve
The second one?You
That one's trueSteve
You're gonna explain one
dayYou
Eh maybeSteve
The third one?You
YepSteve
My best friends called Bucky,
someone very close to me fought in
WWII, and I'm colorblindYou
Uhm, you're colorblind?Steve
That's the lie
Well technically, the half lieYou
ElaborateSteve
I used to be colorblind but then
I had this procedure and now I'm not
colorblind anymoreYou
Cool, cool
Listen I gtg
I'll talk to you laterSteve
You better~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Why Me? (An Avengers Wrong Number)
FanfictionShe's just trying to text her friend, but accidentally texts a superhero. Will Y/N get more than she bargained for? Best Rankings (cuz I'm very proud of these): - #1 in avengers (7 August, 2022) - #1 in wrongnumber (8 August, 2022) - #1 in marvel (2...