Jeremy Renner & His Characters One Shots

I Hate You - Mike McLusky

"MICHAEL!" You scream as you stomp up the stairs to his office.

"Oh shit." Rebecca mumbles under her breath. She buzzed Mike's phone and he picks it up. "Y/N is headed up and she is on one right now."

"Fucking hell!" Mike grumbles.

You slam open the door to the office and walk up to Rebecca. "Where is he? He better be here!" You growl through your teeth.

She just points down the hall rolling her eyes as you storm down the hall. You get to his office door and pull it open making it slam against the wall as you barge in.

"What the fuck Y/N?" He shouts at you.

"What the fuck? What the fuck? That's what you have to say to me? NO! What the fuck to you Mike?" You come around behind his desk as he turns in his chair to face you.

"What crawled up your ass this morning and bit you in the cunt?" He leans back in his chair with that half smirk on his face.

"You really don't fucking know? Of course you don't. I don't even know why I bother with you anymore!" You turn around to walk out and he grabs you by the wrist.

"Will you calm the fuck down? What is your problem?" He pulls you toward him trying to get you to calm down. You spin and place your knee in-between his legs on the chair. "Fuck! Don't be a bitch Y/N!"

Leaning down over him you shift your knee closer between his legs causing him obvious discomfort. "Don't fucking touch me." Then you rear back and slap him across the face.

His smirk drops to a look of complete shock. "Jesus Y/N! What the fuck is your deal?"

"I fucking hate you! You know what you did!" Pulling your hand back to slap him again he grabs your arm standing up and forcing you to sit on top of his desk.

He leans down inches from your face. "I fucking hate you too." He growls at you.

"Get off of me! You selfish prick!" You try to get up off the desk as he places his hands on your shoulders keeping you in place.

You can hear Rebecca running down the hall to Mike's office. "Hey, I don't want to be cleaning blood out of the carpet you two."

Mike shoots her a look with a cocky smile, which lights the fire in your stomach causing you to knee him in the thigh. He doubles over in pain as he lets you go.

"We are fine Beca, can you close the door on your way out?" You turn to her and wink.

"Oh Kay?" She turns to grab the door and swear you hear her say 'Psychos' under her breath.

As the door closes he stands back up and looking at you with his face twisted in confusion. "What is going on babe?"

You push him down into his chair and lean down pulling on his tie so he has to lean close to your face. "I thought you said you ended it with that bitch in the D.A. office!"

His eyes widen at what you just said as his mouth drops open. "What the fuck are you talking about? That was over months ago. You know this!"

"Oh do I? Is that why Jessica said she saw the two of you being all chummy around her office yesterday?" You push him back into the chair placing the toe of your black heel between his legs tipping the chair upright.

"I have no idea what your friend saw, but you can't come in here acting like a fucking tyrant. This is my job!" He snaps at you trying to get up but you move your foot to put pressure in between his legs.

"Fuck! Stop this!" He slams his fist on the desk, which makes you jump slightly. "Nothing is going on! Hell, you have enough fucking personalities to keep me busy."

"Oh, so I'm crazy now?" You tilt your head to the side.

He jumps up out of the chair picking you up and throwing you over his shoulder walking to his couch and throwing you down on it.

"Stop this shit! You know I have a lot on my plate right now and I don't need your fucking drama on top of it." He pushes you into the couch with his hand on your shoulder. "Now sit there and calm the fuck down."

You grab him by the tie and pull him down into your face as you can see the red racing on his face. He was getting angry and you didn't want to admit you loved this side of him. The way he would toss you around like a doll and have his way with you.

"I fucking hate you!" You growl at him again.

"I fucking hate you more!" He growls back before he leans forward slamming his lips against yours. He bites down on your bottom lip pulling it away from your mouth. "You are one crazy bitch babe, but I don't have time to play right now." He walks back over to his desk grabbing his phone that was ringing. He answers it and sits down in his chair. From the way he was talking you knew it was his brother on the other end of the lie.

You knew this would be your chance to do something that could embarrass him. Standing up you walk over behind his desk and get down on your knees between his legs. He looks down at you and raises both his eyebrows. As he continues his conversation with Kyle you reach over and unbuckle his belt then unbutton his pants. He shifts his hips so you could reach into his boxers and pull out his cock.

He was already getting hard before you leaned over and gently kisses the tip. You could hear him trying to clear his throat to keep from moaning. You lick a long line up the base of it as you feel it twitch in your hand. The chair rocks back slightly as his head falls backwards while he tries to keep focused on the conversation. Placing your lips on the tip you slowly open them as you take as much as you could into your mouth. You feel a hand on the back of your head, as he slides his fingers into your hair.

You start to bob your head up and town using your hand below your lips keeping a tight grip on him. Stopping at the tip you swirl your tongue around causing him to grip tighter in your hair. You were so focused on what you were doing you hadn't noticed that he had hung up the phone and was looking down at you watching you enjoy yourself. You start to slip him into your mouth again as he started to move your head at the pace he wanted.

You heard a deep moan come from him and you looked up at him through your eyelashes. As your eyes locked you could see the fire burning in his eyes. He pulls your head back making a popping noise as his cock is forced out of your mouth. He picks you up around the waist and places you on his desk. You spread your legs and pull up your black dress revealing that you had no underwear on. His eyes roll into the back of his head as he pushes your legs further apart then slamming his throbbing cock into you.

A loud screaming moan races from your lips as he places a hand over your mouth. "Not so loud, you want them to think we made up?" He moves his hand as he starts thrusting into you rapidly. He buries his head into the nape of your neck as he breathing became more and more labored. You throw your arms around his neck, running your hands up into his hair. His rhythm started to slow as you pulled his face to yours kissing him hard. He pulls back as he starts to tense between your legs.

You lean your head over to whisper in his ear. "You gonna cum, baby? You gonna make this pussy yours?"

You hear wood splintering under you as his right hand had broke the corner of the desk. He buries his face into your neck once more before muffling a series of cuss words as you feel him release into you twitching over and over. He pulls back away from you and starts to pull his pants back up and button them. As he was fixing his shirt you cross your legs and just sit there on the edge of his desk with big doe eyes.

"Hmm, feel better?" You trace your finger down the front of his shirt.

He grabs your hand and kisses your palm. "For now. Now get, let me get some work done." He helps you off the desk and smacks your ass. "Mmm-mm-mm, Sure fucking hate to see you leave, but I love watching you go."

As you reach the door to the office you turn the knob and pull it open. " I fucking hate you Mike!" You holler over your shoulder.

"I fucking hate you too you bitch!" He smirks as you walk down the hall.

As you walk past Rebecca's desk she whispers to you. "Not fooling anyone Y/N."

You flip her the bird as you walk out the main office doors, laughing as you hop down the stairs with a huge smile on your face.