Enoch: Hey Millard.
Millard: What do you want Enoch ?
Enoch: Look at this salad.
Millard: *sighs* What about it ?
Enoch: Do you know the difference between you and that salad ?
Millard: It's made out of vegetables ?
Enoch: It's dressed.
Everyone in the room except Millard:
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Hayran KurguThe title speaks for itself. I'm bored. Write suggestions in comments if you want me to do a specific thing like a one shot or wallpaper. I need entertainment in my life. Also Miss Peregrine's home for peculiar children is not my story btw if you di...