Izuku Sparda, a half-demon half-angel, decides to accept an invitation to attend a school for the paranormal. Once he arrives, he quickly catches the attention of the other students there, including a witch who's near the same power level as him. Hi...
Izuku Sparda strools down the street, and everyone stares at him, seeing as how he's armed to the teeth.
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He walks into a diner, casually setting his weapons down.
Izuku: "Two strawberry sundaes please."
Waitress: "Ummmm, sir? You aren't allowed to have those weapons here."
Izuku: "Don't worry. I ain't planning on using them. Here."
He hands her a stack of money, all in fifties.
Izuku: "I didn't mean to scare you. Sorry 'bout that."
The waitress reluctantly goes to make the strawberry sundaes. As Izuku sat down, he heard a demonic voice from outside.
Demons: "DANTE MUST DIE!!"
Izuku: "Come on guys! I changed my name now ya know!"
A group of demons rise out the streets and walk towards him. He walks over to the waitress and other civilians, casting a barrier to protect them from the demons. He walks over to the jukebox as the demons break in.
Izuku: "This party's gettin' crazy! LET'S ROCK!!"
He presses a button, but the song doesn't play. He clicks it again, to no avail. Frustrated, he sighs and smashes it, making the song play.
Song: The flinch in your eye calls your bluff!
Izuku smiles, finally getting it to work. The demons try attacking him, but he turns around, pulling out double pistols.
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He fires at the demons, with the guns seemingly having infinite ammo. Two of the twelve demons fall dead, while the others impale Izuku with their swords and scythes. Izuku pushes them off and pulls the weapons out of him, with no cuts or bruises to be seen. He laughs at the demons as they get back up. A symbol glows on Izuku's back as a demonic sword emerges.
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Izuku: "Time for a little Rebellion."
He starts spinning Rebellion like a helicopter blade, killing seven of the demons, by decapitation.
Voice: SMOKIN'!!
Izuku: "Who the hell was that?"
Realizing that they are severely underpowered, the last three demons attempt to escape.
Izuku: "Oh no ya don't!"
Izuku dashes infront of them, and throws one up in the air cutting him to shreds.
Voice: SMOKIN STYLE!!
Seeing another demon below him, Izuku grabs Ebony and Ivory and spins downwards, creating a Rain Storm.
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The final demon gets caught in the crossfire, and Izuku is able to kill both demons at the same time.
Voice: SMOKIN' SEXY STYLE!!
Izuku: "Thank you disembodied voice!"
Izuku walks back into the diner, pays the waitress and grabs the sundaes to go. As he was leaving, another voice speaks to him.
Demon: "Sparda...You have been found...You will die...just like your whore mother!"
Izuku stops, sets down the ice cream, and grabs the demon and starts beating it's head in.
Izuku: "YOU THINK YOU CAN INSULT MY MOTHER!?!?"
He drops the demon, and stomps on it's head, popping it to tiny chunks. He grabs his sundaes, and proceeds home.
