Snake: No, I'm not able to hypnotize people. My eyes only get like that when I see guinea pigs or something.
Skyler: That would be so cool if you were able to hypnotize people! I mean our old heists would have been sooo much easier!
Snake: Yeah, they would have and also who's Kaa?
Shark: He was a character from the jungle book, right?
Webs: *looking him up on her laptop* Yeah, says here he is an Indian Rock Python and he uses his hypnotic eyes to manipulate unsuspecting prey and lure them into his jaws.
Wolf: Sounds like what Snake would do if he had hypnotic eyes.
Snake: I mean you ain't wrong, Wolfie.
Piranha: So, you would use hypnotic eyes to eat guinea pigs?
Snake: Yes, they're my favorite prey animal.
Skyler: You shouldn't be surprised, Uncle Piranha. Papa would use any powers he had to get what he wants. Especially when it comes to Daddy!
The gang:
Wolf: *taking this as an advantage* What do you mean by that, Princess?
Skyler: Papa would use any power he got to-
Snake:
Skyler:
After Skyler told on Snake
The gang: *spends the next half an hour teasing Snake, who desperately tries to find a way out of the situation*
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The Bad Guys: After the Movie
FanfictionThis book used to be a dare and ask story, but I've decided to change it since I haven't been getting anything lately. For this book, I'll be doing scenarios and things I think would have happened after the movie. Skyler will, of course, be the cen...