Hamilton Reacts to Hamilton

Farmer Refuted

Hear ye, hear ye, my name is Samuel Seabury!

Seabury: Oh no.

Alex: I assume this is when I successfully got him to shut up about stupid loyalist stuff?

And I present "Free Thoughts on the Proceedings of the Continental Congress

"Heed not the rabble who scream revolution
They have not your interests at heart

They have not your interests at heart

Oh my God, tear this dude apart

Alex: And i did.

Chaos and bloodshed are not a solution
Don't let them lead you astray
This Congress does not speak for me

Let him be

Burr: did you listen? No. YOU DID NOT AND ALMOST GOT YOURSELF KILLED!

Alex: didn't know you cared 

Burr: I don't. But I don't believe in letting innocent people die.

Alex: says the guy who supposedly shoots me in the future.

Vanessa: i mean.. You chea- nevermind. You do pretty bad stuff, I wouldn't call you  that innocent... I mean you didn't deserve to die the way you did, but.. 

They're playing a dangerous game
I pray the king shows you his mercy
For shame, for shame!!!

King GIII: Good subject.

Seabury: -his heart is beating so fast, HIS SEMPAI FINALLY TALKED TO HIM! (insert cute anime face)-

Lee: -ready to shoot the king, HE CALLS DIBS ON SEABURY THE CINNAMON ROLL!!-

Yo, he'd have you all unravel at the (heed not the rabble)

Sound of screams but the (who scream)
Revolution is comin' (revolution, they)
The have-nots are gonna (have not your)
Win this (interests)
It's hard to listen to you with a straight face (at heart)

Jefferson: Everytime you speak, I want to laugh so hard, BUT I CAN'T BECAUSE YOU'LL THROW A CHAIR AT ME!

Cami: You honestly deserve to be hit with a chair.

Jefferson: Say that again.

Cami: Gladly.

Jefferson; -throws a punch at cami, but instead punches a wall.-

Vanessa: Stay away from my friend. I will not hesitate to kill you if you harm any of my friends. Don't test me.

Jefferson: Okay, Belle (beautiful in french)

Vanessa: So you want to be beaten up? IM A KID YOU STUPID SICKO!!!

Jefferson: Jeez, Im sorry! Also, Wanna hang out?

Vanessa: What the actual f*ck is wrong with you?

jefferson: Im sorry, for real this time!

Vanessa: You better be, before i shove my foot up your ASS!

Chaos and bloodshed already haunt us (chaos and bloodshed are not a)
Honestly, you shouldn't even talk (solution)
And what about Boston? (Don't let them)
Look at the cost, n' all that we've lost n' you talk (lead you astray)
About Congress? (this Congress does not speak for me)
My dog speaks more eloquently than thee
(they're playing a dangerous game)
But strangely, your mange is the same
(I pray the king shows you his mercy)
Is he in Jersey? 
(For shame)
For the revolution
(For shame)For the revolution!!

Heed-

If you repeat yourself again I'm gonna

SCREAM 

Peggy: oh, I like to scream! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Vanessa: PEGGY CHILL!!

Honestly, look at me, please don't read-

Not your interests at-

(heart) 

Don't modulate the key then not debate with me

Why should a tiny island across the sea regulate the price of tea?!?

Alexander, please!!

Burr, I'd rather be divisive than indecisive, drop the niceties!

Silence, a message from the king

A message from the king

A message from the king!!

-KGIII smiles, knowing what's about to happen.-

502 words. Noice.

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