Hamilton Reacts to Hamilton

You'll Be Back

You say
The price of my love's not a price that you're willing to pay

KGIII: AH YES!!!

Cami: -is putting on band-aids because when I attacked him with a bat-

You cry
In your tea, which you hurl in the sea when you see me go by

Alex: We weren't crying, we were puking, because tea is disgusting.

Vanessa: Oh, Really? Drink this. -gives everyone green tea frapacinnos from starbucks-

Alex: What is this?

John: IT TASTES GOOD!

Peggy: WHIPPED CREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM

Herc: It does taste good. Just like your mo-

-vanessa teleports herc out the room before he can finish-

Herc:-om.

Alex: WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY FRIEND?!?!?
Vanessa: Cami, Please help him back. I was gonna beat his butt for mentioning my mom. She's amazing!! #MomsAreTheBest

-Cami returns a few minutes later, with herc-

Why so sad?

Remember, we made an arrangement when you went away
Now, you're making me mad
Remember, despite our estrangement, I'm your man

Seabury: -Fangirling over the king-

KGIII: why are you so excited, Subject?

Seabury: N-Nothing.

Lee: -glares-

Vanessa: Jealous, Lee?

Lee: WHAT NO!!

Vanessa: SHIP!

You'll be back, soon, you'll see
You'll remember you belong to me

Peggy: I would run away!

Angelica: Peggy.

Peggy: WHAT?! HE TAXED US FOR YEARS! NO TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION!

You'll be back, time will tell
You'll remember that I served you well
Oceans rise, empires fall
We have seen each other through it all
And when push comes to shove
I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love!

Da-da-da, dat-da, dat, da-da-da, da-ya-da
Da-da, dat, dat, da-ya-da
Da-da-da, dat-da, dat, da-da-da, da-ya-da
Da-da, dat, dat, da-ya

You say our love is draining, and you can't go on
You'll be the one complainin' when I am gone

Herc: Nobody's complainin.

Seabury: I am.

Vanessa: Nobody cares.

Lee: I DO! 

Lee: I mean uh- 

Lee: -gay panic-

/JUST SO YK I MADE THEM LIKE THE FANDOM, NOT HISTORICALLY!! You probably knew that, Because Lee and Seabury never even met- I don't know how i came to ship it, but i do for some reason- ;-;/

And no, don't change the subject
'Cause you're my favorite subject
My sweet, submissive subject
My loyal, royal subject
Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever

You'll be back like before
I will fight the fight and win the war
For your love, for your praise
And I'll love you 'til my dying days
When you're gone, I'll go mad
So don't throw away this thing we had
'Cause when push comes to shove
I will kill your friends and family to remind you of my love

Vanessa: If you hurt Cami, i will kill you!

Cami: Didn't you literally chase me around, hitting me with a bat earlier?

Vanessa: That's different! I'm allowed to, because we're kinda like siblings!

Mari: Am i a joke to you? We are ACTUAL SIBLINGS!!

My aunt, Lizzy: Hey guys, did you know i'm actually related to Alexander Hamilton?!?!?

Vanessa: Wait does that mean that IM RELATED TO ALEXANDER HAMILTON TOO?!?
/thats my way of telling u im apparently related to him so ya. I don't know how exactly, just.. My aunt came screaming inside, showing us some paper that showed the family tree./

Da-da-da, dat-da, dat, da-da-da, da-ya-da
Da-da, dat, dat, da-ya-da
Da-da-da, dat-da, dat, da-da-da, da-ya-da
Da-da, dat- everybody! 

Da-da-da, dat-da, dat, da-da-da, da-ya-da

Da-da, dat, dat, da-ya-da
Da-da-da, dat-da, dat, da-da-da, da-ya-da
Da-da-da, dat, da-ya-da-ah

-the babies, Theodosia and Philip cry-

Vanessa: UGH SHUT UP!!! -teleports the babies back to where they came-

- a fully grown Theodosia Burr Jr and Philip Hamilton walk in-

Vanessa: SHIP!