Hamilton Reacts to Hamilton

Aaron Burr, Sir

1776
New York City

Burr: Oh no.

Pardon me.
Are you Aaron Burr, sir?

Burr: No i am not. -covers face in hands-

Alex: YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME (yes ITH reference)

Burr: No. I don't.

Laurens: -says under breath- i do.

Vanessa: Note to self, Ask about the lams letters.

That depends. Who's asking?

Oh, well, sure, sir
I'm Alexander Hamilton, I'm at your service, sir
I have been looking for you.

I'm getting nervous

Burr: I've been nervous for the  past 7 years, wondering when your gonna open your mouth and say something stupid that'll get you killed.

Sir...
I heard your name at Princeton.
I was seeking an accelerated course of study
When I got sort of out of sorts with a buddy of yours.
I may have punched him. It's a blur, sir.
He handles the financials?

You punched the bursar?

Yes!

Angelica: Oh my god. Do you have any chill, Alexander? 

Peggy: Yeah, Alex, you need to.. BE MORE CHILL -winks at camera-

Angelica: what are you winking at?

Peggy: the camera!

Eliza: what?

-fourth wall collapses-

Eliza: AAAAAAAAAA

I wanted to do what you did.
Graduate in two, then join the revolution.
He looked at me like I was stupid, I'm not stupid

Jefferson: i beg to differ.

So how'd you do it? How'd you graduate so fast?

it was my parents' dying wish before they passed

You're an orphan. Of course! I'm an orphan,

God, I wish there was a war
Then we could prove that we're worth more than anyone bargained for!

Angelica: Alexander, Why did you wish for a war?? Only Psychopaths wish for war.

Can I buy you a drink?

That would be nice

While we're talking

Let me offer you some free advice.

Talk less 

What?

Smile more.

Burr: well said, me.

Ha-

Don't let them know what you're against or what you're for...

You can't be serious

You wanna get ahead?

 Yes.. 

Fools who run their mouths off wind up dead

Ay, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo!
What time is it? Showtime! 

Like I said...

Alex: -remembering that Burr is gonna shoot him-

Showtime! Showtime! Yo!
I'm John Laurens in the place to be!
Two pints o' Sam Adams, but I'm workin' on three!
Those redcoats don't want it with me, 

Cause I will pop chick-a pop these cops till I'm free!

Laurens: WHOO! THATS ME!!

Oui oui, mon ami, je m'appelle Lafayette!
The Lancelot of the revolutionary set!
I came from afar just to say "Bonsoir!"
Tell the King "Casse toi!" Who's the best? C'est moi!

Lafayette: CEST MOI!!!

Brrrah, brraaah! I am Hercules Mulligan
Up in it, lovin' it, yes I heard ya mother said "Come again?" (Ayy)
Lock up ya daughters and horses, of course
It's hard to have ----------- over four sets of corsets (Wow)

Herc: HEH!!! ITS MEEE

Madison: You didn't.. actually... Do that.. with horses.. right?

Herc: No comment.

Madison: ew.

No more ---, pour me another brew, son!
Let's raise a couple more...
To the revolution!

Well, if it ain't the prodigy of Princeton college!

Aaron Burr!

Give us a verse, drop some knowledge!

Good luck with that: you're takin' a stand
You spit. I'm 'a sit. We'll see where we land (Boooo)

Burr, the revolution's imminent.
What do you stall for?

If you stand for nothing, Burr, what'll you fall for?

Ooh, Who are you?

 Who are  you?

 Who are you?

Ooh, who is this kid?
What's he gonna do?

Laurens: -whispers: me-