Hamilton Reacts to Hamilton

Forcing them to watch it with me!

Vanessa (me): I wanna watch Hamilton. But nobody watches it that much anymore..

Vanessa: wait.. I have a time machine. And my dad rents out theaters.. YES!

January 10, 1782.

Adrienne: I'm so happy you're home!

Lafayette: I am too, Mon Amour. 

Adrienne: I should go make us some lunch.

Lafayette: Ok, do whatever you like.

Adrienne: -walks away-

(sorry if my translations are bad, blame it on google!)

-portal opens-

Lafayette: -screams-

Vanessa: -drags a screaming Lafayette in the portal-

-the portal closes-

Adrienne: G-gilbert? 

-At theater-

Lafayette: -screams- WHERE AM I?!

Vanessa: don't be afraid! Your friends will be here soon-

-a portal opens, August 27, 1782, Battle of Combahee River-

Vanessa: JOHN DUCK

Laurens: WHAT WHO ARE YOU

Vanessa: IT DOESNT MATTER GET OFF THE HORSE NOW!

Laurens: OK OK

Vanessa: Walk in that portal.

Laurens: What? Are you crazy? Are you working for the British? Are you a witch?!

Vanessa: No, and no. I just saved your life by telling you to get off the horse.

Laurens: -looks at dying horse- 

Laurens: thanks?

Vanessa: Just- Just.. 

Vanessa: -pulls in portal-

Laurens: WASHINGTON HELP

-at theater-

Laurens: OMG LAFAYETTE YOUR HERE TOO!

Lafayette: JOHN, MON AMI!!

-a portal opens, February 19th, 1782, shortly after Philip was born-

Peggy: He looks derpy-

Alex: He does not!

Philip: -cries-

Eliza: Shhh... 

Angelica: look what you did Peggy, you made him cry.

Peggy: he is probably just hungry.

-portal opens behind Alex-

Angelica: He actually looks like he will be quite handsome when he grows up.

Alex: Like his pops-

Eliza: ehhh

Alex: wait do i not look Handsome?!

Eliza: I'm just kidding, Alex. Of course you look handsome. 

Peggy: sorry to interupt the Lovey dovey stuff, bu-

Angelica: it can wait.

Alex: when i first met Eliza, I actually forgot the password to the camp.

Peggy: GUYS

Angelica: aww, thats so sweet!

Peggy: GUYS!!

Alex: peggy, hold on.

Peggy: NO, LOOK BEHIND YOU

Alex: -sees portal-

Alex: ELIZA STAND BACK
 Alex: -throws a stick in the portal-

-at theater-

Laurens: -stick falls on head- 

Laurens: OW!

-back at portal-

Alex: -hears OW-

Alex: J-john?

Alex: IM COMING

Angelica: You've married a Idiot. He has lost his marbles.

Vanessa: -pushes Eliza, Angelica, Philip, AND PEGGY in the portal-

Eliza: AAAAAAAAAAA

Angelica:- regretting life decisions-

Philip: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Peggy: ... I told you.

-at wherever Hercules Mulligan is-

-portal opens-

Vanessa: COME INTO THIS PORTAL FOR FREE BOOZE

-mulligan runs into portal-

Vanessa: well that was easy.

-wherever Madison and Jefferson are-

Jefferson: YO SALLY CARRY EVERYTHING

Madison: COUGHHHH COUGH COUGH

-portal opens-

Vanessa: -pushes Sassy Macaroni and the sick smol bean in the portal-

-mount vernon-

vanessa: -pushes a napping washington in the portal-

-wherever Maria is-

Vanessa: Because i feel bad for you, im not gonna force you in this portal. But i invite you to come in, its safe.

Maria: t-Thank you..

Maria: -walks in slowly to portal-

-wherever burr and newborn Theodosia are-

-pushes burr and baby theodosia  into portal-

Burr: -screams-

Theodosia Jr: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

/im lazy, so king george, seabury, and lee are there already!/

seating:

The babies are playing on the floor together,

Alex is next to eliza, laurens is on the other side of alex, lafayette beside Mulligan, Peggy is next to Angelica, Vanessa(me) is in the middle of everything, Burr is next to seabury and lee, and the king sits alone. oh, George, Jefferson, and madison sit together.

Lafayette: who are you?

Mulligan: Hercules Mulligan. people ship us even though we never met.

Vanessa: LIKE ME!! I SHIP IT!!!

vanessa: Time to start!

Ladies and gentlemen, this is your king, George III. Welcome to "Hamilton." At this time, please silence all cell phones and other electronic devices. All photography and video recording is strictly prohibited.