Voodoo Marionette *Jikook* [Hiatus]

11: Head Messed Up

"Wait so you're going today?! Right now!?! BITCH!"

Jungkook is in the middle of scrunching up his long waves of raven hair with gel and shoving it aside to reveal one side of his undercut, glaring through the mirror to see Yoongi practically jumping all over the living room like a damn fairy on drugs.

Why did Jungkook bother telling him about this?

Maybe he expected something different, a different reaction.

Maybe the hope that Yoongi will realize that this is all a bad idea in the first place, maybe be persuaded to change his mind and go after Jimin himself instead of having Jungkook his wingman.

How wrong Jungkook was.

"YOU'RE GOING TO EAT DINNER WITH JIMIN?! AND WATCH A MOVIE!?! BITCH!!! YOU'RE GETTING SO CLOSE!"

In annoyance Jungkook rolls his eyes, putting on his piercings, "Never heard of Netflix and chill? Wanna come in and eat ramyeon? Come on," Jungkook scoffs, "He's probably aiming for sex."

"And! Even better-"

"Yoongi."

"Look, Jimin may not seem like all that, but he is pretty good-"

"Don't finish that sentence please."

"I'm just saying he's more tender hearted after sex, that can be your chance!" Yoongi whines, watching as Jungkook shoves the black t-shirt inside his baggy jeans, "He loves to cook so you better compliment his food!"

"You act as though I care," Jungkook retorts and turns to him, finally ready after spraying on cologne, "Remember, I'm doing this for you, not for me."

Yoongi's smile brightens, practically throwing himself in Jungkook's arms, squealing, "I'm going to be with Jimin and you're going to be with Taehyung and we can go on double dates-"

Jungkook cringes to this immediately, easing Yoongi back, "Okay anything but that, but word of advice about Jimin," He says, making Yoongi listen like a lost puppy, "Don't make it so obvious that you're into him. He got a whole bunch of guys after his ass, you'll just be another number if you act so lovesick around him."

Yoongi sinks in the words, as though he was suddenly struck by reality or something, before he finally smiles and nods eagerly, "Hell yeah, I can act like that too!" He says excitedly, just as Jungkook moves past him while ruffling with his own hair so it can add more volume, "Wait, you coming back tonight, right?"

"Not sure," Jungkook says, shoving his boots on while stuffing the ends of his jeans inside it, "I think I might sleep over Taehyung's place."

"Oh.... Well, not trying to get all in your private life or anything like that but... You guys have not.... You know." Jungkook looks at him, while Yoongi teasingly smiles, "You know.... I mean if I were you and if Taehyung was Jimin, I don't know.... I would find it hard to resist not trying something."

Even if he didn't want to, Jungkook's cheeks still flushed to the... Idea of that. Yes, even after they've broken up, there's moments where they.... You know... Are either about to kiss or sometimes while holding each other at night they get discomfort due to certain urges striking them at random times, but they can control themselves pretty well.

They don't cross that line.

Even though Jungkook wouldn't mind it at all if they did.

Well, in the past.

Not now.

He's a taken man after all.

So, he clears his throat and goes to the door, backpack in hand with some of his homework and extra clothes - even though he got a shit ton of them at Taehyung's place, "I'm out, see you tomorrow."