( my best friend and I came up with this at like midnight. I hope you enjoy it even though it will probably be a bit crazy )
King Grady and Queen Edaline Ruewen the rulers of the land of Havenfield decided to go on vacation but they need someone to rule in their stead, so they appointed Prince Keefe the betrothed of the fair Princess Sophie as a temporary ruler.
The King has gathered all his subjects into his throne room. He sits upon the great golden throne of the King whilst his betrothed sits on the silver throne of the Queen. Their subjects bow before them all except for one, Tam Song leans against a pillar cleaning his fingernails.
" I bet I can fit 15 marshmallows into my mouth at once." Keefe says, his eyes daring anyone to challenge this.
" Your a danger to yourself and you're sure to choke." Sophie says quite matter-of-factly.
Keefe ignores her statement, all eyes turn on Tam as he says. " And a coward, do 20."
At this Keefe who continues to stare at Tam begins to shove marshmallows into his mouth to everyone's surprise he passes 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20. On his 20th Marshmallow he begins to choke. Sophie upon seeing her betrothed blue in the face, eyes bulging in his head immediately stand up and pull him up with her moves to stand behind him before beginning to do the Heimlich maneuver eventually the marshmallow comes loose from his throat and launches half way across the room.
" This...is...all...your...fault...bangs-boy. I...banish...you...to...the dungeons. Ro take him...away." The King gasps out.
Tam merely rolls his eyes and follows the ogre out of the room.
a few days later
Keefe walks up the stairs and turns so that he is facing the door to Tam's cell (aka Havenfields guest bedroom) and motions Ro to open it. After the door swings closed behind him Tam steps out from his shadowy corner.
" I've been expecting you." Tam says sounding so creepy that Keefe starts slowly back up fumbling for the doors handle, but on finding it locked he walks forward and to the side. Tam who is still in his corner somehow manages to trip Keefe who stumbles backward into a chair, The crown which is a little too big, falls off his head and rolls across the floor coming to a stop at Tams feet. He picks it up and stares at it for half a second before throwing it behind him and out the window. Keefe jumps up and runs to the window.
" What the heck did you do to my crown!" Keefe shouts.
" You mean this crown?" Tam says snapping his fingers and sure enough the crown appears in his hand.
Keefe snatches the crown and jams it back onto his head.
" Well?" Tam asks, clearly amused.
" I um I-I'm not letting you out!" Keefe stutters out clearly wishing he had a better comeback. Before Tam can say a word he is gone slamming the door behind him.
that night
Biana sneaks down the same hall Keefe walked not 6 hours ago holding a plate of mallowmelt. Ro who appears to be sleeping opens her eyes takes the mallowmelt from Biana and throws her in with Tam. Biana's head and back crashes against the foot of the bed. Tam jumps up and into a fighting stance. Bi groans, as soon as Tam recognizes who it is he rushes to her side.
" Bi. talk to me are you okay?"
" No and since I'm going to die I must tell you that I love you and have since I met you." Bi slumps dramatically.
" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I never got the chance to tell her I love her too." Tam sobbed.
" Oh you do?" Bi said her eyes popping open as she sat up.
" Yes, I always have." Tam whispered right before he kissed her.
Biana kissed him back for about a minute before pulling away and asking, " So what do we do?"
" I WILL AVENGE YOU, KEEFE SENCEN WILL PAY!!" Tam roars.
" But Tammy I'm not dead." Biana asks clearly confused.
" That's beside the point. Here's what we're going to do..."
the night of Grady and Edaline's return
Keefe and Sophie are eating with their subjects when Tam comes charging down the stairs, Biana walking after him.
" There are 3 things I love in this world Biana, Salad, and Revenge. Biana is unavailable and I don't have a salad so revenge it is." Tam crows.
" Um sorry bangs-boy but you'll have to starve we just ran out of lettuce and we are fresh out of revenge." Keefe responds quite coolly for someone who has just been threatened.
" I guess I'll just have to take it then." Tam says snapping his fingers and somehow ketchup bottles appeared both above Keefe's head and in Tam's hands.
Keefe scrambled to pick his up and then he and Tam slowly started circling each other. At the exact same moment they popped off the lids to the ketchup and sprayed the other unfortunately the moment they chose had both boys right in front of one of the white couches. as the ketchup sprayed all hell broke loose. It was a full on food fight everyone was in combat with someone else, that is everyone except Sophie and Biana who had moved out of the range of the flying food.
" What is it like planning a rebellion?" Sophie asks Biana.
" It's really not as interesting as you think. A lot less action a lot more waiting, ya know. What's it like as a Queen?" Bi says.
" It's actually mostly kissing babies-"
The whole fight pauses and everyone including Tam says " Awwwwww babies."
" And by babies I mean Keefe dressed up as one to get kisses." Sophie finishes with a laugh.
At that moment the door opens and Grady and Edaline walk in Grady first carrying 2 suitcases and getting nailed in the face by a glob of mashed potato.
" I leave for a week and this is what I come back to?!" Grady asks in shock.
Keefe is never allowed to rule again and when they come of age and take over the kingdom Sophie is in charge.
THE END
again I came up with this at midnight so it might be crazy, but I hope you enjoyed it. Well I'm out.
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