(A/N) HAPPY STAR WARS DAY AND MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU!
You and Leo were cuddled up under a blanket in the sitting room of the Argo II, having a complete Star Wars marathon with the rest of the seven to celebrate Star Wars Day. You had all probably been watching for about five hours already. You were watching Episode Six, Return of the Jedi, right now. Sorry if I screw up on the details of the film, I haven't watched this movie for a long time :'(
"Hey, (Y/n), we should get you one of those metal bikinis," Leo winked at you.
"Hell no!" You laughed, "Imagine the chaffing! Wearing that thing would fucking suck!"
"(Y/n)!" Percy gasped, "What did we say about cursing?"
You sighed, "That I shouldn't do it,"
"Correct! You get a gold star!" The dark-haired boy smiled and bopped your forehead.
You swatted his hand away and snuggled up to Leo again. "Stupid rule," You muttered into his t-shirt.
"What did you say, (Y/n)?"
"I said its a stupid rule," You said, turning your head to face the Seaweed brain, "I'm (y/a). I should be allowed to curse,"
"No. Your (y/a) and that means your just a wittle baby that should never curse!" He cooed, pinching your cheeks.
"Agh! Stop that!" You whined, prying the boy's hands off your face. "Get away from me!"
Percy tutted, "Now, now, I think you need a time out," and with that, he stood up, grabbed you by the waist and carried you to the bathroom in the back of the room. He set you down carefully in front of the open door and then shoved you inside and locked the door.
You banged on the door, outraged. "PERCY FUCKING JACKSON YOU BETTER LET ME OUT OF THIS BATHROOM RIGHT NOW OR I SWEAR TO THE GODS--"
"Calm down, little one, it's only for 15 minutes. You'll be out before the crew gets back to the enterprise, I promise,"
"THAT'S STAR TREK, PERCY! THAT'S NOT EVEN THE RIGHT FANDOM!"
You heard Percy's footsteps quickly make their way back to the TV.
"I hate Star Trek," You heard a voice mutter, but it was so quiet it was probably just your imagination.
You flopped down onto the cold, tile floor and sighed heavily. You listened to the noise of the TV through the locked door and sighed again.
"Lonely," You sighed, "Lonely, lonely, lonely,"
"Your not lonely, you have me," The voice said again. This time it was definitely not your imagination.
"Who said that?" You whispered, a little freaked out.
"Awe! Don't be scared! It's just me!" The voice said, but this time you could tell who it was.
"Leo?!"
Then, what you thought was thin air, suddenly shifted and a tan-skinned boy with messy brown hair shimmered into existence.
"How did you get in here?" You asked him, whispering.
"I may or may not have stolen Annabeth's Yankee cap and used it to sneak in after you," He smirked and you kissed him.
Your hands wrapped around his neck and played with his curly hair, while his held onto you tightly and made little circles along your back.
He kissed you harder and you let him slip his tongue in.
You pulled away slightly, only leaving about an inch between you two and whispered, "I love you, Leo,"
"I love you, too, mi amor,"
And then he closed the gap again.
Lip-locked, he pressed you against a wall and made a trail of kisses down your neck to your collar bone.
You gasped and he smiled and kissed your lips again.
His hands were now under your shirt, tracing the outline of your bare back.
Of course that's when Percy decided your "time out" would be over.
"Okay,(Y/n), you're free n--," He opened the door, saw the two of you, and screamed, "WHAT THE HELL, VALDEZ?! GET OFF OF HER RIGHT NOW OR YOU WILL NEVER SEE THE MOTHER FUCKING SUN AGAIN! YOU HEAR ME? OUT!"
Leo shuffled out of the bathroom, blushing like an idiot.
A bright crimson had made its way to your face, as well, but it didn't stop you from saying, "Tsk, tsk, Percy, cussing in front of a 'wittle baby'? I think that deserves a time out. Would you like Annabeth in there with you?"
Now it was Percy who was blushing.(A/N) Adjdjsbsjwnsnan believe it or not that was not how I planned this oneshot to go down! XD Impromptu make out scene! Oops! Do you guys like stuff like this? Because I will write more if you do :)
Still open to requests!
-Anna
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Leo Valdez x Reader Oneshots - Percy Jackson fanfiction
FanfictionThis is a collection of oneshots between you and the one and only Leo Valdez! Because who doesn't love a scrawny, adorable, weird, funny, slightly pervy, Latino Santa's Elf?! XD I hope you enjoy these! Please comment any ideas you have for oneshots...