Leo Valdez x Reader Oneshots - Percy Jackson fanfiction

LΕΟpluradon

(A/N) Art by @aka_meyerskid on Instagram! Go follow her! She's really nice!

"So it's like multiple Leos?"
"No, Leo, a leopluradon is like a giant, meat-eating, sea monster. It has absolutely nothing to do with you,"
"Pft! That makes no sense (Y/n)! What does a sea monster have to do with more than one Leo?"
*le face palm*
You had been trying to explain what a leopluradon was to your boyfriend, Leo, for the past twenty minutes.
You giggled when his cute, elfish, nose scrunched up as he tried to understand the concept.
"I don't get it," he whined, "If it's a leopluradon shouldn't it have something to do with Leo.
"I don't know, Flame Brain, but I'm going to sleep. See ya in the morning," you dismissed, kissing Leo's cheek, standing up from the couch and leaving Bunker Nine.
"G'night!" Leo called out as you left.

{SpongBob voice} 3 hours later

Warm hands grabbed your shoulders and shook you awake.
"The fuq?" You groaned. Your eyes squinted open. The room was lit only by a single flashlight. And holding that flashlight was, well, you couldn't really tell what that was.
"Pst," a voice whispered, "(Y/n)! Guess what!"
"Leo? What the hell? It's practically 1am!"
"I know, I know, please don't punch me. But guess what!"
Leo was obviously worked up about something and you knew from experience that when Leo was excited about something, there was no way you could stop him from obsessing over it.
"What exactly am I supposed to be guessing?" You asked, groggily sitting up in your bed.
"Guess what I am!"
"An idiot?"
"Hey! I may be stupid but I'm no idiot!" He whisper shouted, pretending to be offended.
"Fine," you sighed, mostly awake now, "What are you?"
"YOU HAVE TO GUESS, (Y/N)!"
"Leo, it's 1am,"
"FINNNNEEEEEE! I'LL TELL YOU!" Leo huffed, dramatically. He reached over and turned on your bed side lamp.
The sudden flood of light momentarily blinded you. When you eyes could finally squint back open, you burst out laughing. You didn't even care if you woke up any of your cabin mates.
"Leo! You didn't!" You giggled.
"Imma LEOpluradon, (Y/n)!" He shouted happily.
Apparently there was a store in the city that sold animal costumes and, against all odds, they had leopluradon pajamas.
You were laughing so much, you had to gasp for breath. "Oh my gods, Leo! You look completely--"
"Adorable?" He finished, looking at you with cute, puppy dog eyes.
"Yes. Completely adorable," You giggled, getting out of bed to kiss him.
He wrapped his arms around your waist and pulled you close to his chest. "You know what we should do?" He asked, a mischievous glint in his eyes.
"What?" You asked, smirking.
"WATCH CHARLIE THE UNICORN!" Leo shouted happily, waking up all of your siblings.
"(Y/n) will you shut up your weird boyfriend?!" Your brother groaned, pulling a pillow over his head to block out the noise.
You and Leo both burst out laughing, which was soon met with a chorus of angry, sleep-deprived campers shushing you.
"Sooo? Charlie the Unicorn in Bunker Nine?" Leo suggested.
"Yup. I think (brother's name) would stab us if we stayed here,"

(A/N) Yay! How did you like that story? Idk if I liked it but whatever there are many better ones still to come!
It might be mentioned in a few more stories that you have an older brother so just to clear things up if you are a Poseidon kid your bro would be Percy, Zeus - Jason, Apollo - Will, Hades - Nico, ect.
If you're like a Hecate or a Nike kid or something that doesn't have specific characters from the book, just use OCs as your siblings.
Thanks!
-Anna