[SATIRE /srs] fujoshi's first term after summer !!1!1!1! *NOT CLICKBAIT*

chapter 2: chelsea/kae arrives at school and shit happens

author's note: okay so right before we begin here's a CW for lesbophobia, mention of Yarichin Bitch Club (I hate YBC it's so disgusting) and yk the usual fujoshi shit. animes mentioned:
assassination classroom
yarichin bitch club (+ vague mention of what happens)
MHA
jjba part 3 DIO vs Jotaro spoilers kinda
spy x family
demon slayer

* I don't condone what Chelsea says!! /srs*
anyway that should be it for AN thanks for the reads, peace out
xoxo isaac

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[chelsea's POV]

i stepped into the school bus which was bright yellow 🙄. i hate the colour bright yellow, but since this bus is from a JAPANESE school (Meiwaku Meinu Nihon no Kokusai Japanese international high school pride 😁🤪) it can't be that bad 🥹🥹. the moment i found an empty seat, i sat down and plunked my Assassination Classroom backpack next to me 🎒, and readied myself for the day ahead 👩‍🏫.

"heyy buddy !! what's up bro, haven't seen you all summer !!"

"aw man, good to see you! i hope we're in the same class this year 😁"

WHAT DID I JSUT HEAR ?!?!?!!

I SMELL YAOI 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨. TWO GAY MEN, IN THE SAME SCHOOL BUS AS ME ???!!?!!?!!!!?!!!!! WHAT A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE, THEY ARE SOOOOOOO KAWAII DESU 🥹🥹🥹. NYAAAAAAA IM FANGIRLINGGGGGGGGG ❤️❤️😍😍, GAY MEN ARE SOOOOOOOO HAWT 🥵🥵🥵😳😳😳🥵😳🥵🥵😳🥵.

I LOOKED AROU D TO SEE WHOS THE HAPPY GAY COUPLE. AND GUESS WHO I SAW ???? IT'S A PREFECT 🤯 AND THE CAPTAIN OF TJE SOCCER TEAM ⚽️. THAT'S FREDDY-KUN AND TYLER-KUN. NYAAAA~ THEY ARE SO CUTE  TOGETHER !1!1!1!1! UWUWUWUWUWUUW

i quickly started doing my fujoshi happy dance 😁💃💃

"Ma'am, please sit down. The bus is about to drive off."

UGH 🙄🙄 but fine i guess, otherwise i'll get expelled.

okayyyy but... freddy-kun and tyler-kun are so cute together !!! two student leaders dating each other, UWAAAAAA 😍😍😍~ . if only i could get them to break up with their girlfriends 😒 and get them together 😌👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨.

to calm myself down after remembering they aren't dating because of their g*rlfriends (no way i'm typing that out uncensored 🤢) , i took out my yarichin bitch club manga and continued from where i left off. the way they all ambushed the new unsuspecting student is so hawt 😍😍😍.

soon, we reached the pearly white gates of Meiwaku Meinu Nihon no Kokusai Japanese international high school ❤️. SO MANY KAWAII DESU JAPANESE STUDENTS HERE 😳😳🤯🤯. i make my way to homeroom class, classroom 12C (i'm in 12th grade, or more accurately 3rd grade, as the japanese say ❤️😌)

and with my super fujoshi eyes, i spot something in the corner of the classroom. 👁👁.

OH MY BAKUGO....... IS THAT A RAINBOW???!!?!?! GAY MEN TRULY ARE AT THIS SCHOOL 🤤🤤🤤.

for all my dearest readers ❤️😍 the rainbow was in the background of an inspirational quote with a nature pic in it 🌈🏳️‍🌈 NATURE SAYS GAY MEN RIGHTS !!!

just as i sat down, i saw two girls walk into the room.

i thought, "oh my bakugo, i have a brilliant idea 💡💭 !! what if i got all the fujoshis of the school into a club 😁😁 ??"

WE CAN BE THE FUJOSHIS OF TEXAS 😍😍 DATTEBAYO

i walked up to the girls, who were laughing. "hi, what are your names ?? i'm serinuma kae, but you can call me just Kae 😁😄."