Abnormal Izuku [Remaster]

The Team Captain Meeting + Files of the captains and employees of note

Izuku sighed, "I believe I know why this meeting is happing a day before it is supposed to..."

Izuku looked around, "Where is Métis? Oh wait, is she on HamHam PangPang duty?"

Saki spun her chair around. And Tuu answered, "Yup she's on HamHam PangPang duty!"

Just as she said that the door was kicked open by Métis "¡Qué tal tontos! ¡Tengo la buena mierda!"

She tossed a wrapped sandwich to Izuku, "¡Katsudon extra picante, con carne extra!"

Izuku caught the sandwich easily and undid the wrapping and bit into it. A smile formed on his lips. Izuku looked around the room seeing it was dead quiet. A mischievous glint formed in his visible eye, "Also, wer will zuerst Bericht erstatten?" As the other Captains, minus Saki, turned at look at him in confusion. Alex seemed to figure it out, "Alright, I'll go first to make your analisis bo- ...I'm not going to say that word with Saki here, but you know what I was going to say."

Alex cleared his throat, "Alright, so Jean, Tai, Minetia, and Udon are my agents. Jean is doing good as a WAW employee, her Fortitude and Justice are level V. The only concern is that she overworks herself. Next is Tai, he's just leveled up to TETH, he's also a fast learner. Minetia is... *sigh* a massive problem, he's a ZAYIN but i've 'overheard' that he attempted to sexualy harass a female clerk- IZUKU SIT DOWN!"

Izuku's hand was holding a knife that bears bloodstains as if it were griped in hands soaked in ever-lasting red was also embedded into the table, Izuku slowly sat down and tugged the knife out and storing it in his hair.

"Alright, now after Izuku's reasonable outburst... where was I? Ah! Right, so Udon is doing great as usual! He's almost an HE!" As Alex finished with a high note he nodded to Métis. "¡Vale pendejos! So uhh... uhm... Thee, uhh... Miki?, and uhh... that one asshole girl. So uhh... Thee is a good WAW employee, and Miki is a respectiable umm... HE? employee, and... uhh... HaLynn! Yeah, so HaLynn is an an asshole even if she's an HE."

"Umm... s-so. R-Ruby, Kokichi, and Wryn a-are my e-e-e-employees R-Ruby is v-very energetic f-for a TETH, Kokichi helps m-me when we can, he's a g-good WAW and Wryn is a n-nice HE."

Saki stopped spinning and went into a thinking position, "Alright! Bloom, Yae, Sara, and Nearl are my employees! Bloom and Yea are nice WAWs, Sara is scary but she and Nearl are good at their jobs even while being an HE!"

Tuu and Luo played Muk-jji-ppa, and Tuu lost.

"Okay, okay, okay. So Tasha, and Vincent are both good WAW level employees and have good gear."

"Timshi, and Ro-il are also good WAW employees that are in my level of Central Command."

They twins looked at Inu-Kuu, "So, Joel-"

"The one girl who looks like she belongs in a mental asylum?"

"No the clerk- OF COURSE THAT JOEL!"

"Any way! So Joel has just recently become an ALEPH Employee..." A round of applause rung through the meeting room. "...and there was a casualty with Lamarcus, he died to Little Helper. Tim has been doing a good job as a HE."

Cinnamon smiled, "Alright so, PastPanther is a good agent, even though he pushed someone into Bloodbath. Trickster keeps using Penitence and shouting 'the power of One Bro compels you!'. Sebasz likes to ask questions about the abnormalities and keeps trying to find out more information about the abnormalities."

Saturn put a finger to her chin, "I believe that Alyssa has recently become a WAW employee. Yuri keeps talking about a 'Black Swan'. Dendraph keeps getting more and more disturbing. Also Izuku, please tell the teleporting Abnormalities not to teleport into my department."