The [REDACTED] Incident

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X walked into the Disciplinary department, after selecting the new abnormality for said department. He saw a familiar long lock of green fluffy hair, ripe for head pats. X delivered the well deserved head pats, to his best, correction; most adorable Employee. X did feel bad as Izuku yelped at the sudden touch, and X grew terrified as a VERY strong grip had been applied to his arm.

What almost sounded like a wolf's snarl at someone who dared look at her pup wrong, came from the Sephira of Disciplinary. "Who the hell are you." The Sephira stated simply, her grip tightened on his arm. "I-I the Manager!"

Her eyebrow raised, "Ah you're the new Manager?" She gave X a look over, "Sorry you don't look anything like one." Her cigaret shifted as she grinned. "M-Miss... G-Gebura... I think... you're hurting Mr. X..."

"The other departments may kiss your..." Gebura trailed off as she glanced at Izuku, and quickly covered his ears, "...ass while you walk around with an air of arrogance as the manager." Gebura uncovered Izuku's ears as she continued her speech, her cigar never falling out of her mouth. "But here, that pompous attitude will knot itself into your noose. Well, seeing that you've at least made it here, I guess you won't be a complete deadweight."

As Gebura let out a laugh, X gave Izuku a final head pat and drew his hand back.

"I'm Gebura, head of Disciplinary... as Izuku already said my name." Izuku let out a nervous giggle, and X could swear that a small blush appeared on Gebura's face for a millisecond as the adorable sound enter their ears.

Gebura covered Izuku's ears again as she brought him into a pseudo-hug, "We're the best department when it comes to combat out of all the teams. We have no need for cowards. You wanna know what kind of person I hate the most? Those crybabies who constantly whine about Abnormalities or employees being pitiful things, how they don't want to see anything die. It's the exact same as a soldier refusing to kill in the heat of the battlefield." Gebura released Izuku again, "As long as you're not one of those annoyances, then we should get along just fine."

X contemplated what to say but Izuku said something that shocked him, "Couldn't some Abnormalities be pitiful? Like we have One Bro and Fairy Festival they help us." Gebura sighed and shook her head gently, "Izuku you sweet summer child..."

Gebura waved Izuku off to the other two Employees; BongBong and the new girl, Shinshi. After waiting until they were out of earshot. "What do you think Abnormalities are?" The sudden question shocked X, "Holy entities? Poor defenseless creatures caged underground? Precious beings that make energy for us? Totally wrong. They're none of that. Abnormalities can be damaged, but never destroyed." Gebura seemed to get more furious with every other word, "At the very least they seem to feel pain. Let's make their unending lives as painful as possible."

[Sephira Mission; Gebura - The Purpose of Pain 1

If you want to last longer than a single day here, you have to get used to suppressing those monsters we call Abnormalities. Killing those things needs to be as easy as breathing for you. It helps if you make them suffer too, I personally enjoy that part.
Goal: Suppress 5 Abnormalities of Risk Level HE or Lower]



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Izuku was trying to calm himself after Gebura dismissed him from the conversation, BongBong hugged him which panicked Izuku for a bit. "...so...you two in a relationship?"

Izuku and BongBong blushed, "A-Ah n-n-n-no! W-We a-aren't..." Izuku stuttered out. BongBong on the other hand got a sly glint in her eyes. Shinshi noticed this and gave a confused look to BongBong.

And before her own very eyes BongBong pushed this sweet stuttering cinnamon roll right into her. Shinshi didn't notice where the cinnamon bun's head landed, and in all honesty didn't care at the moment. Shinshi just shouted at her superior for doing something so stupid.

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