I'm Only Sleeping

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"Move over, bitches!" John shoved a man out of the way as Paul scolded him. It was finally time to see A Hard Day's Night on the silver screen. The film opened with them escaping the crazy fans.

"So, you ran into who last week?" A group of girls in front of them started talking over the movie.

Ringo ducked as something flew over his head. "What the?"

"Pow! Pow pow pow!" John threw his popcorn at them and everyone in his line of sight.

"John, you got it in me hair!" Paul whined.

"Do you have any more popcorn?" George whispered.

"You ate yours?" He nodded. "We aren't even five minutes into the movie."

"Of course he can talk," Movie Paul scoffed. "He's a human being, isn't he?"

"Well if he's your grandfather, who knows? Hahahahaha!" George had a lopsided grin from his giggle.

"What's so funny?"

"You, of course." He let out a 'hmm' in response.

"Hey Mister, can we have our ball back?!" All four of them laughed at each other's goofy expressions.

"What kind of lunatic doesn't like our music?"

"Him, apparently. He doesn't have very good taste. Wait, where did my popcorn go?" George grinned as he waved it above John. "Why you-"

"JOHN, HELP ME!" Paul shrieked as they pulled him to the ground in their struggle.

"No thanks, Princess Paulie. HEY, WAIT!" Everyone else tried to ignore the four idiots fighting in the theater.

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"Quit it. John, no. John. John!" Paul slapped his hand away. "Leave me hair alone!"

"Why?"

"God, you guys are gay," George snorted.

"Uh huh, you're the one spooning him over there. John, stop!" He glared. "Why must you always mess it up?"

"I'm not trying to, I just like feeling it. It's stupid, but it brings me some comfort." No one laughed, surprising him greatly.

"Really?" Paul whispered. "You like it that much?"

John ducked his head shyly. "Yeah."

"That's so sweet. I love you."

"I love me too."

"JOHN WINSTON LENNON!" George and Ringo jumped back in shock.

"I'm kidding, I'm kidding, Paulie! I love you too! Hey, stop the snuggling!"

"Are we going to do anything productive or not?" George looked up.

"Nah, being productive is too hard." Ringo grinned at the now-sleeping Paul leaning against John's shoulder. "Let's take the day off."

"Agreed."

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