Naruto: The Legend Of Astora

Part 1 Chapter 11: D-Ranks

After we finished water walking, we were asigned D-Rank missions. They sucked. Were ninja yet we are painting fences walking dogs... i liked that one, and weeding. This sucks! I yelled. I have a semi fear of plants, mostly just the stems and roots. Tell me about it! Naruto yelled pulling out a weed. I actually find this calming
Yuri said. Because your weird! Me and Naruto yelled at the same time.

If you thought that was bad, then you havnt met tora. That cat hates me, and me apecifically. She never attacked my teamates just me! Why!!! Me!!! I yelled. Get off!! I was getting scratched like hell by tora. Back foul beast! Yuri was just laughing on the grown, while Naruto was trying to help me out. Why is she so strong!!! Naruto yelled. I swear i will feed you to sampson if you dont stop scratching me!!! Then tora ran. Yuri please!!!! I yelled. Yuri used a water whip jutst to stop tora.

Im not holding her, i just cant i said. Well. Cough. Someone will have to. Hayate sensei said. Fine lets play rock, paper, scissors then. Naruto said. Alright. I said. Rock, paper, sissors shoot! Naruto got rock, Yuri got scissors, i got paper. Me and Yuri were playing now since Naruro was safe. Rock, paper, sissors shoot! I got scissors.... and.... STOP IT!!! i yelled at tora. She just hissed at me.

When we arrived at the hokage tower everyon looked shocked at me. I swear this cat will die by my hands im going ro kill it. Watch your back. I said at the fire lords wife. Astora! My sister yelled. Nope i dont care i hate that cat, that cat hates me. It is on sight next time we meet. I said. Then i stormed out covered in blood. I now had a scar on my right upper lip. Fuck cats.

Luckily for me, the next D-Rank was dog walking, and Sampson was there. Sampson is me and Yuris dog. Weve had him since we were eight and we loved him. He is also huge. Like the size of a small horse. Hi sampson! I yelled while petting him. He was so happy to see me. Lets actually walk the dogs now. Yuri said with three dogs on her leash. Yea lets go!! Naruto yelled with five dogs on his leash. I only had Sampson and a bloodhound named Duke. Duke was a cool dog he was the definition of chill.

The reason i only have too dogs is because Sampson only listwns to me... well mostly, and Duke was fast when he saw a squirl, but i was strong. We were walking our dogs when i noticed all the villagers near us glare at us and mutter demon lovers. I wasnt having that. Speak up then! I yelled at them. Talking all that shit under your breath, Square up cowards!! I yelled at them. Duke and Sampson growled backing me up. Reason three hundred fifty one why dogs are better than cats.

Then the villagers walked away scared. Thancks sora. Naruto said. But you really didnt have to. He did. Yuri said. You dont mess with me or you without suffering soras wrath. She said. You damn right i said. Bark! Woof! Said Sampson and Duke. Yea thats right guys. I said. I love you guys so much. I said hugging the dogs. Ugh, you really love dogs. Yuri said.

Sure do! I said. We walked the dogs the entire day until we returned them to there owners, and we get paid! Our next D-Rank mission was moving some guys stuff to his new home. We did it in less than two hours. He thanked us but gave Naruto a glare, so me and Yuri glared at him. He got scared easily. Panzy. I muttered. We did more D-Ranks, the one i hated a lot though was cleaning gutters.

I already dont like people touching me, so this is worse. Naruto was elbows deep though and Yuri was disgusted but cleaned anyway. Hayate sensei during all of this, was just watching us suffer with an evil grin. I couldnt wait until i got him back. What should i do? I thought. I could steal his sword and hide it. Nah too hard. I want it to bother him for a while but not notice. I should ask Naruto.

Gah! Naruto just fucking fell off the roof. I caught his leg. You scared me. I said. Heh heh, sorry sora. I just sighed and pulled him up. How the fuck did you even fall? I asked him. I slipped. He said. On what, Air? I said jokingly. Oi shut up. He said punching me. Hey im not seeing you working. Haytes sensei said. Neither do i but you dont see me complaning. This is for genin. Im a. Cough. Jonin. He said. I cant wait until Naruto becomes hokage. Hes gonna make you be a genin for the rest of your life. I said. Yea! Datebayo! Naruto said.

I swear im gonna end up saying that by accident at some point. We finished cleaning the gutters, got paid and got anpther D-Rank. It waa the one i hated the most. Tora. We just got her two days ago! I yelled. Now you have to catch her again. Hayate sensei said. And you better not kill my cat. The fire lords wife said. Latter i was in a clearing, face to face with Tora. You damn cat. I snarled. Hisssss! Tora said. Then she ran twards me. Oh shi- She was on top of me.

Aaaaaaahhhh! Why only meeee!! I yelled. Tora was bitting and scratching my arms. I held her away from me, but at what cost? She just scratxhed me with four legs instead of two. I hugged tora tightly almost crushing her. Lets go! I yelled. Lets get this over with please! My friends and sensei just noded and we whent back to the hokage tower. Here! I yelled throwing tora to her owner. Chain her to a god damn fence post please!!! I yelled.

To Be Continued...