Issei has gone through the most traumatic event if his life. Sure, the kendo girls did beat him up in the past, but until yesterday night no one had seriously tried to kill him.
However, that may have been worth it it. After all, he managed to meet the famous duo Tom and Jerry. And they even saved him!
He remembers the time in his childhood when he watched their serials and movies. His favorites need to be the original series together with Tom and Jerry Tales.
Anyway, they took Raynare with them for informations. That's why the fallen angel was leaning, still knocked out, on his floor tied up, because there was no way they were letting a flying girl that tried to kill all three of them free and ready to do whatever she wants.
They came here with Tom's car. Well, it was messed upat the beggining because of the duo's fall through litteral realities, but with a good kick from the blue cat turned human blue cat it was back up and fully functional...Man, cartoon characters were truly overpowered.
And now here they were. Man and his favorite toons watching a passed out girl tied up because she tried to kill them and now were waiting for her to wake up.
Tom:You know...She doesn't look so bad when she isn't trying to kill us.
Jerry:Tom...
Issei:Uh, I think he does have a point.
Jerry:...Am I the only sane one here?
Tom:You dropped an anvil on me two days ago. With a piano on top. And the piano had a bomb in it. What have pianos do to you, Jerry?
Jerry:Damn musicians and their understmating of small hands!
Tom:So, do I wake her up.
Jerry:Go ahead.
Tom hopped off the bed and aproached the unconsiouc body. He reeled his arm back and gave her several slaps on her face making her scream in surprise and pain.
Raynare:Ah! Ouch! What happened?...You!
Jerry:Us!
Tom:Heh.
Raynare:Just you wait, you little yokais! When I get free things will be different.
Raynare took in a big luml of air and forced her hands open to break the rope. However, all her efforts were futile.
Raynare:...What the hell? It's just a damn rope, why can't I break!?
Issei:...Toon logic?
Raynare:Issei, what the hell are you rambling about?
Issei:Wait, you don't recognize them?
Raynare:Should I?
Issei:They're THE Tom and Jerry!
Raynare:...And those are?
Issei:...You had a real sad childhood, didn't you?
Raynare:Shut it!
Jerry:Now, I guess it's time to tell us what's happening here.
Tom:Yeah, what's with all the deal of trying to kill the kid?
Raynare:I'm not telling you anything!
Tom:Well, guess we're taking the tough route.
Both cat and mouse came at her. Tom was at her head while Jerry at her feet. Tom moved his arm on her wings and took off a feather making her twitch in pain.
Raynare:Ouch! 'Kay, that hurt a little. But it's gonna take you much more tgan that!
Jerry:Oh, we know.
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FanfictionIssei was sure his dead was near when his so called girlfriend suddenly grew wings and was deadset of impaling him. However, he was saved before that could happen. His saviors were neither angels, devils, humans nir eitger mythological being, but ra...