*Master_Revali joined the chat*
Master_Revali: it appears no one is here...hmm
*Master_Revali changed Hero_Link to Loser_Link*
*Master_Revali changed Top_Banana to Foolish_Peel*
*Master_Revali changed Mighty_Daruk to Hunk_of_Rock*
*Master_Revali changed Urbosa_Fury to KOT*
*Master_Revali changed Mipha to Shy_One*
*Master_Revali changed Princess_Zelda to Just_Zelda*
*Master_Revali changed King_Roham to The_King*
Master_Revali: Now, we wait.
*Loser_Link has joined the chat*
*Foolish_Peel Has joined the chat*
*Hunk_of_Rock has joined the chat*
*KOT has joined the chat*
*Shy_One has joined the chat*
*Just_Zelda has joined the chat*
Loser_Link: Hey! Revali, why did you change my name?
Master_Revali: I changed everyone's names to be more accurate.
Just_Zelda: uhm, I think you could've done a better job.
KOT: OH MY FREAKING GODDESS REVALI! YOU HAVE A DEATH WISH?
Foolish_Peel: who is KOT?
KOT: URBOSA
Foolish_Peel: ah, that makes sense
Hunk_of_Rock: I'm not a hunk of rock!
Master_Revali: in a sense, you are
Shy_One: can we not fight?
Just_Zelda: agreed. Revali, please fix our names.
Master_Revali: fine
*Master_Revali changed Just_Zelda to Zelda*
*Master_Revali changed Hunk_of_Rock to Mighty_Daruk*
*Master_Revali changed Shy_One to Mipha*
KOT: I want something different from my old one.
Master_Revali: always gotta make things complicated
*Master_Revali changed KOT to Lightning_Urbosa*
Lightning_Urbosa: Much better
*Master_Revali changed Foolish_Peel to Top_Banana*
Top_Banana: what happened to Master Banana?
Master_Revali: every time I looked at it I thought it was me instead of you
Top_Banana: oh! Understandable
Loser_Link: hello???
Master_Revali: fine, fine
*Master_Revali changed Loser_Link to Link_is_Link*
Master_Revali: happy now?
Zelda: well.
Link_is_Link: this works
Master_Revali: good.
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FanfictionCOVER ART IS NOT MINE! The Champions got bored I guess... 🙂😏 Also includes some time frames from The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
